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God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

Both my Senators gettin' Wonkette features on the same day? Happy Nice Time Party! Us Bourbonites really do know how to elect us some badass statesmen, as befits our venerable commonwealth.

EDIT: Maybe I've been hittin' the Bourbon a little too early. I swear Wonkette already did a feature today on the Turtle's new ad toting his everlasting support for VAWA, a thing he actually repeatedly voted against, in reality.

GET ON IT WONKETTE. Yr makin' me look dumb. <a href="http://www.dailykos.com/sto..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/08/06/1319424/...">http://www.dailykos.com/sto...

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Spurning Beer's avatar

If by "band camp" you mean "a deep, deep closet in Peoria," yes.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

The "s" stands for circumcised. So he's not a good speller. So what.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Actually, you can see a whole posse of reporter-types follow Rand as he gets up and walks away. Kind of obvious, really. Which leaves one burning question: what weird-ass beer comes in an all-yellow bottle? It looks more like the mustard for his sammich.

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SpideySenser's avatar

Tell me, how did you best both my Spaniard and my giant? ROUSs!!!1!

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bobbert's avatar

Nice variant on the Kiwi joke.

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bobbert's avatar

A sensible plan for a better America.

(h/t, BK)

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I don't know if that's Rand Paul or an alien spaceship made up to look like Rand Paul. But I know an unfinished beer when I see one.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

In the triple enhanced picture ... is he at band camp?

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

And I'm sure that his staffers have the name of that "reporter" and the "reporter" will...um, willingly, yeah that's it...come forward to verify this dung pile of a story.

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artem1s's avatar

so, what, the dog ate the transcript and/or video of that interview, yes? no? ah, thought so.....

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artem1s's avatar

Not meant to be a factual statement

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God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

So Brave. Such Senate! Much Beer. Very Interview!

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