On that scale of "the glass of water is half full, the glass of water is half empty" my spouse claims I'm a "it doesn't matter because it's probably laced with cyanide". All of this is to say that kitten is cute, but it's hard for me to watch because I'm afraid it's going to burn its tongue.
Pre-Covid, my local coffee shop had a killer breakfast sandwich with homemade biscuits, egg, cheese, and bacon. All locally sourced. I don't eat mammal, so I would pull off the bacon and give some to She Who Must Be Catered To. The late partner got the rest.
Damn, my cat loved that bacon! So did the partner, but kitties first. That item was not brought back on the menu after they reopened, but I miss those biscuits as much as the cat misses the bacon.
"James Comey Indictment Dismissed After Multiple Scandals
Lindsey Halligan, the Donald Trump-affiliated insurance lawyer the Justice Department handpicked to pursue some of the president’s longtime political foes, including former FBI Director James Comey, was not lawfully appointed, and therefore, the indictment against him was dismissed."
It's somewhat ironic that the last remaining DOGE bastion is to improve government websites - an actually useful function. Now if the administration would just go back and reverse all the firings. My bad, for a moment I thought they might have some compassion.
Jonathan Pollard stole American secrets and passed them along to Israel, an ostensible ally (although the crew of the USS Liberty might want to argue about that). However, he also knew that Israel was passing them on directly to the USSR.
Every time I read one of these roundups I feel like I’m scrolling a simulation patch log written by a drunk screenwriter. We’ve got Trump love bombing Mamdani on Friday, screaming treason by Sunday, MTG rage-quitting for her pension, Kushner cosplaying Henry Kissinger in Miami, and Instagram quietly radicalizing eighth graders for ad revenue.
I swear half the right wing is committing crimes, the other half is auditioning to be Epstein’s next accountant, and all of them are getting amplified by MAGA accounts tweeting from “Ohio” via St. Petersburg and Bangalore.
I have to admit that when that Slap Chop song thing came out (and I first saw it) I watched it on repeat daily at work. Like, kind of compulsively. It was really in my head.
Same thing with Jimmy Fallon and Bruce Springsteen doing "Whip My Hair". Those were the two first viral videos to me, and they infected me thoroughly.
I kind of like the "Great Uncle Rom" xit or toof or whatever the fuck it's called. That tiny head in massive armor -- there's no way he could move in there. Just put him out in the sun in that and make jerky.
Your hed gif source info: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/bacon
On that scale of "the glass of water is half full, the glass of water is half empty" my spouse claims I'm a "it doesn't matter because it's probably laced with cyanide". All of this is to say that kitten is cute, but it's hard for me to watch because I'm afraid it's going to burn its tongue.
Official screen cleaner in training.
My cat follows the mouse pointer across the screen. Her lovely tail and butt make it difficult to read. But she is sooooo entertaining.....
Kitteh in heaven 😄🐈🐾🧶
WHAR TASTE???
IF BACOM SHAPE WHY NOT BACOM
WHAR CALORIES???
https://substack.com/profile/157420297-kirsty-gnome-poledance-himmler/note/c-180663533
When cats learn how to make laptops
Akin to a Waffle House
Getting to lick the bacon is
A game of cat and mouse.
Pre-Covid, my local coffee shop had a killer breakfast sandwich with homemade biscuits, egg, cheese, and bacon. All locally sourced. I don't eat mammal, so I would pull off the bacon and give some to She Who Must Be Catered To. The late partner got the rest.
Damn, my cat loved that bacon! So did the partner, but kitties first. That item was not brought back on the menu after they reopened, but I miss those biscuits as much as the cat misses the bacon.
"Licking the bacon" sounds like it's from The Kama Sutra.
I like a well read commenter.
🎶...lick on through to the other side...🎶
A kitty savoring the digital image of bacon?
Thank you Ms. Martini.
I can face the week now because I know there are small mercies out here for all of us.
Kitty was just trying to be helpful and clean the screen off for the user.
I had a "wallpaper" for a while of a cat licking the screen from the inside.
Honestly, it was a little disturbing.
Source vid has been taken down from Instagram.
I think I've found the original: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/F8sCFLaTMxY
(Note the "rights management" blather - repost at your peril.)
Who hasn't had a little lick on the monitor? One of those well presented dinner plates on the 𝘍𝘰𝘰𝘥&𝘞𝘪𝘯𝘦 site?
Windows lickin’ good!
That's okay, li'l kitty, that screen would make me hungry, too.
Every screen’s better with bacon.
NEW Meme Chat. less positive
https://substack.com/chat/1783367/post/09f20eb1-9194-4e12-92c7-4564854d89c1
That's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBZUz4C6kqk
Negative thinking never did me any good.
I'm just being realistic. We've seen far too many "Oh this is the end for Trump!' cartoons, memes, articles and reports.
Maybe you will like the new meme chat better
It sure seems like Kilmar Abrego García has a good case for Vindictive Prosecution.
cat luvs bacon
I’m surprised Elon didn’t shut that location data as fast as Grok could spread antisemitic conspiracy theories.
Shitler loses again! 🇺🇸🐸✊
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/nov/24/james-comey-letitia-james-charges-case-dismissed
HuffPost:
"James Comey Indictment Dismissed After Multiple Scandals
Lindsey Halligan, the Donald Trump-affiliated insurance lawyer the Justice Department handpicked to pursue some of the president’s longtime political foes, including former FBI Director James Comey, was not lawfully appointed, and therefore, the indictment against him was dismissed."
It's somewhat ironic that the last remaining DOGE bastion is to improve government websites - an actually useful function. Now if the administration would just go back and reverse all the firings. My bad, for a moment I thought they might have some compassion.
“peace plan” lol
Jonathan Pollard stole American secrets and passed them along to Israel, an ostensible ally (although the crew of the USS Liberty might want to argue about that). However, he also knew that Israel was passing them on directly to the USSR.
A narcissist has 3 channels: charm, rage, self-pity.
They flip the channel like it was a TV.
Every time I read one of these roundups I feel like I’m scrolling a simulation patch log written by a drunk screenwriter. We’ve got Trump love bombing Mamdani on Friday, screaming treason by Sunday, MTG rage-quitting for her pension, Kushner cosplaying Henry Kissinger in Miami, and Instagram quietly radicalizing eighth graders for ad revenue.
I swear half the right wing is committing crimes, the other half is auditioning to be Epstein’s next accountant, and all of them are getting amplified by MAGA accounts tweeting from “Ohio” via St. Petersburg and Bangalore.
🎯
Will MTG still give us those discounts on the PEACH TREE DISHES?
You are the screenwriter they brought in to clean up the script after the drunk guy got done.
Perfect summary of current events. Sadly.
everytime i see some weird trump meme post, i just have to remember that Dark Brandon planned for all this years ago. . . trust the plan. . .
Winter! The light hasn't changed from 7:30. It's now 8:43. I only know time passed cause I read 280 comments on Wonkette Tabs. I love ya'll.
BACK ATCHA!
I have to admit that when that Slap Chop song thing came out (and I first saw it) I watched it on repeat daily at work. Like, kind of compulsively. It was really in my head.
Same thing with Jimmy Fallon and Bruce Springsteen doing "Whip My Hair". Those were the two first viral videos to me, and they infected me thoroughly.
Well fuck -- we lost Jimmy Cliff?
But we still have Pete Best. He's 84 today.
I kind of like the "Great Uncle Rom" xit or toof or whatever the fuck it's called. That tiny head in massive armor -- there's no way he could move in there. Just put him out in the sun in that and make jerky.
Leave him in there long enough and he will come out looking like a SEVEN/ELEVEN weinie!