“Remarkably, he’s managed to be even more disappointing on the job, which is something he’s probably heard from more than one person in authority over him over the course of his life.”
Not to mention every sexual partner. Who, to be fair, would certainly have been in authority over him.
Yes, praise be to G_d that they are this. Fucking. Incompetent. Every. Fucking. Day! It's the silver lining in the shit cloud! May it continue to rain hope and resolve for Our Side. It's also proof for what Fran Lebowitz said: "You don't know anyone as stupid as Donald Trump. You just don't."
True story: My father and a guy named Molinski were blown the fuck up in a fox hole on Okinawa, Day 4 after landing. The shell knocked most of Molinski's face off, and cut my father's foot in half inside his boot. Pop slung Molinski over his back and started hobbling away, but fell down (foot cut in half). Just then a Navajo code talker in their unit drove up (his nick name was "Chief" because of course it was), threw them on the hood of the jeep, and the next thing Pop remembered he was lying on a stretcher awaiting transport. Memory hole that you drunk motherfucker.
There is a similar story from a step-grandfather of mine. He was on a bombing mission over Germany, plane got hit, and they had to parachute out. He got his leg stuck in the doorway and damn leg ripped right off. By this time the plane was over Russia and he got transported to a hospital vie oxcart. Russia and US were nominal allies but even ground soldiers knew we were not going to be friends after the WW2.
Secretary Kegseth is presiding over a military with rock bottom morale (check out r/Army if you doubt me), and his push for lethality and clean shaven chins (like bearded guys are villains in old westerns, so Petey wants no facial hair; what is his hang up, and does it involve VP JD ManyNames) is tanking recruiting and retention rates. When the number one question is: how much longer do have on your contract before you get out (see, we told you getting rid of the 20 year pension was a bad idea), every one is looking for the door, screw the bad economy! Trump won’t have a Wehrmacht unless he starts drafting guys, and we know how popular that’s going to be.
The next major war is going to be fought with digital technology, in various forms, as major weapons. The Defense Dept. needs to be all over that, starting yesterday.
So Sec. Hairgel disbands the DoD's cyberwarfare division, because for him, preparing for the next war means doing pullups.
Fucking idiot. Let's just hope the damage he'll inevitably do will be limited.
"his pathetic [✔], insecure [✔], basic bitch [✔, and I realize this wasn't intended to be separate from] white supremacy [👌],[...] misogyny, [✔] homophobia [*]and transphobia[✔}"
* "I'm not homophobic, not at all. I have friends... well, acquaintances... well, people I know in passing who are f#gs and d#kes."
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"Nobody has ever said “Well done, my good and faithful servant” to this loser, and no one ever will."
Au contraire. The Fulvous Fuckwad will tell him that right before he throws Kegbreath under the bus when the stench from Operation Double Tap reaches the Oval Office. Although it would be a tad difficult to smell it considering how often the Shocking Orange ShitForBrains overflows his Depends before demanding to be changed. Amirite?
I dunno, the military is like 90% gop and not a one of 'em has stood up and said "wtf is wrong with you?" sure a couple of them resigned but not many. and every last one a them craven lickspittles sat stone faced as tangeranus lectured them on personal hygiene when they should have stood up and walked out en masse. so I'm not sanguine any of them would refuse an unconstitutional order like for example if they were ordered to occupy California and abscond with all the ballots in 2026. we'll see.
More like a third or a bit more depending. Heck, in 20, the military went for Biden, which really explains the purging that has been going on since last January.
They assume all the minorities and women musta voted lib so they have to go.
On Hegseth, two words come to mind; "Friendly Fire".
“Remarkably, he’s managed to be even more disappointing on the job, which is something he’s probably heard from more than one person in authority over him over the course of his life.”
Not to mention every sexual partner. Who, to be fair, would certainly have been in authority over him.
Yes, praise be to G_d that they are this. Fucking. Incompetent. Every. Fucking. Day! It's the silver lining in the shit cloud! May it continue to rain hope and resolve for Our Side. It's also proof for what Fran Lebowitz said: "You don't know anyone as stupid as Donald Trump. You just don't."
True story: My father and a guy named Molinski were blown the fuck up in a fox hole on Okinawa, Day 4 after landing. The shell knocked most of Molinski's face off, and cut my father's foot in half inside his boot. Pop slung Molinski over his back and started hobbling away, but fell down (foot cut in half). Just then a Navajo code talker in their unit drove up (his nick name was "Chief" because of course it was), threw them on the hood of the jeep, and the next thing Pop remembered he was lying on a stretcher awaiting transport. Memory hole that you drunk motherfucker.
There is a similar story from a step-grandfather of mine. He was on a bombing mission over Germany, plane got hit, and they had to parachute out. He got his leg stuck in the doorway and damn leg ripped right off. By this time the plane was over Russia and he got transported to a hospital vie oxcart. Russia and US were nominal allies but even ground soldiers knew we were not going to be friends after the WW2.
Secretary Kegseth is presiding over a military with rock bottom morale (check out r/Army if you doubt me), and his push for lethality and clean shaven chins (like bearded guys are villains in old westerns, so Petey wants no facial hair; what is his hang up, and does it involve VP JD ManyNames) is tanking recruiting and retention rates. When the number one question is: how much longer do have on your contract before you get out (see, we told you getting rid of the 20 year pension was a bad idea), every one is looking for the door, screw the bad economy! Trump won’t have a Wehrmacht unless he starts drafting guys, and we know how popular that’s going to be.
ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpvKam3OP9k
Beck - Loser (Official Music Video)
The next major war is going to be fought with digital technology, in various forms, as major weapons. The Defense Dept. needs to be all over that, starting yesterday.
So Sec. Hairgel disbands the DoD's cyberwarfare division, because for him, preparing for the next war means doing pullups.
Fucking idiot. Let's just hope the damage he'll inevitably do will be limited.
"his pathetic [✔], insecure [✔], basic bitch [✔, and I realize this wasn't intended to be separate from] white supremacy [👌],[...] misogyny, [✔] homophobia [*]and transphobia[✔}"
* "I'm not homophobic, not at all. I have friends... well, acquaintances... well, people I know in passing who are f#gs and d#kes."
-----
"Nobody has ever said “Well done, my good and faithful servant” to this loser, and no one ever will."
Au contraire. The Fulvous Fuckwad will tell him that right before he throws Kegbreath under the bus when the stench from Operation Double Tap reaches the Oval Office. Although it would be a tad difficult to smell it considering how often the Shocking Orange ShitForBrains overflows his Depends before demanding to be changed. Amirite?
Hippy Gnu Y👂 to all.
fnord
https://youtu.be/9Dw1-W75wBI?si=czp8BSMGtJX-sRrY
Auld Lang Syne
Dash says hi and Happy New Year!
https://substack.com/profile/41005794-cheers-yall/note/c-193788868?r=oew9u&utm_source=notes-share-action&utm_medium=web
Finally got to reading the whole post. It's nothing but a listicle of Pete's Greatest Drunken Hits over the past year! But boy is it a bad look!
Ta, Evan, and Happy New Year to you, your sweet pooch, and everyone else you care about. I hope 2026 is curtains for Petey Haguesbreath.
From January
"Pentagon Debates What To Do About Illegal Orders From Cadet Bone Spurs"
That wasn't a problem for long, soon The Senate Passed The Drunk Lick Spittle into position!
"Debates?"
Think "scratches heads".
Dok's post is well worth checking out. Unlike the rest of the dreck being posted.
I dunno, the military is like 90% gop and not a one of 'em has stood up and said "wtf is wrong with you?" sure a couple of them resigned but not many. and every last one a them craven lickspittles sat stone faced as tangeranus lectured them on personal hygiene when they should have stood up and walked out en masse. so I'm not sanguine any of them would refuse an unconstitutional order like for example if they were ordered to occupy California and abscond with all the ballots in 2026. we'll see.
I think that is kind of their deal as military
military is not 90% GOP.
ok 85%
Depends on the age cohort and branch of service. Sadly, retirees are meeting up with those hungry leopards.
More like a third or a bit more depending. Heck, in 20, the military went for Biden, which really explains the purging that has been going on since last January.
They assume all the minorities and women musta voted lib so they have to go.