The next major war is going to be fought with digital technology, in various forms, as major weapons. The Defense Dept. needs to be all over that, starting yesterday.
So Sec. Hairgel disbands the DoD's cyberwarfare division, because for him, preparing for the next war means doing pullups.
Fucking idiot. Let's just hope the damage he'll inevitably do will be limited.
"his pathetic [✔], insecure [✔], basic bitch [✔, and I realize this wasn't intended to be separate from] white supremacy [👌],[...] misogyny, [✔] homophobia [*]and transphobia[✔}"
* "I'm not homophobic, not at all. I have friends... well, acquaintances... well, people I know in passing who are f#gs and d#kes."
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"Nobody has ever said “Well done, my good and faithful servant” to this loser, and no one ever will."
Au contraire. The Fulvous Fuckwad will tell him that right before he throws Kegbreath under the bus when the stench from Operation Double Tap reaches the Oval Office. Although it would be a tad difficult to smell it considering how often the Shocking Orange ShitForBrains overflows his Depends before demanding to be changed. Amirite?
I dunno, the military is like 90% gop and not a one of 'em has stood up and said "wtf is wrong with you?" sure a couple of them resigned but not many. and every last one a them craven lickspittles sat stone faced as tangeranus lectured them on personal hygiene when they should have stood up and walked out en masse. so I'm not sanguine any of them would refuse an unconstitutional order like for example if they were ordered to occupy California and abscond with all the ballots in 2026. we'll see.
More like a third or a bit more depending. Heck, in 20, the military went for Biden, which really explains the purging that has been going on since last January.
They assume all the minorities and women musta voted lib so they have to go.
Hey, if after seeing my previous post you need a nice times, I've got one for ya!
Best friend's dad, who is not in the greatest of health, had to come to Baton Rouge to see a specialist today. So he called me and asked where I was and if I had a few minutes to catch up. I had some time before work, so they met me at the mall. They're basically my adoptive parents.
We talked for like half an hour and it was just lovely. And as they're about to leave, he reached inhis jacket and handed me a small box. "Merry Christmas, don't open it til you get home."
I'm sailing into 2026 in style. And decidedly not sober. You can guess what was in the box.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpvKam3OP9k
Beck - Loser (Official Music Video)
The next major war is going to be fought with digital technology, in various forms, as major weapons. The Defense Dept. needs to be all over that, starting yesterday.
So Sec. Hairgel disbands the DoD's cyberwarfare division, because for him, preparing for the next war means doing pullups.
Fucking idiot. Let's just hope the damage he'll inevitably do will be limited.
"his pathetic [✔], insecure [✔], basic bitch [✔, and I realize this wasn't intended to be separate from] white supremacy [👌],[...] misogyny, [✔] homophobia [*]and transphobia[✔}"
* "I'm not homophobic, not at all. I have friends... well, acquaintances... well, people I know in passing who are f#gs and d#kes."
-----
"Nobody has ever said “Well done, my good and faithful servant” to this loser, and no one ever will."
Au contraire. The Fulvous Fuckwad will tell him that right before he throws Kegbreath under the bus when the stench from Operation Double Tap reaches the Oval Office. Although it would be a tad difficult to smell it considering how often the Shocking Orange ShitForBrains overflows his Depends before demanding to be changed. Amirite?
Hippy Gnu Y👂 to all.
fnord
https://youtu.be/9Dw1-W75wBI?si=czp8BSMGtJX-sRrY
Auld Lang Syne
Dash says hi and Happy New Year!
https://substack.com/profile/41005794-cheers-yall/note/c-193788868?r=oew9u&utm_source=notes-share-action&utm_medium=web
Finally got to reading the whole post. It's nothing but a listicle of Pete's Greatest Drunken Hits over the past year! But boy is it a bad look!
Ta, Evan, and Happy New Year to you, your sweet pooch, and everyone else you care about. I hope 2026 is curtains for Petey Haguesbreath.
From January
"Pentagon Debates What To Do About Illegal Orders From Cadet Bone Spurs"
That wasn't a problem for long, soon The Senate Passed The Drunk Lick Spittle into position!
"Debates?"
Think "scratches heads".
Dok's post is well worth checking out. Unlike the rest of the dreck being posted.
I dunno, the military is like 90% gop and not a one of 'em has stood up and said "wtf is wrong with you?" sure a couple of them resigned but not many. and every last one a them craven lickspittles sat stone faced as tangeranus lectured them on personal hygiene when they should have stood up and walked out en masse. so I'm not sanguine any of them would refuse an unconstitutional order like for example if they were ordered to occupy California and abscond with all the ballots in 2026. we'll see.
I think that is kind of their deal as military
military is not 90% GOP.
ok 85%
Depends on the age cohort and branch of service. Sadly, retirees are meeting up with those hungry leopards.
More like a third or a bit more depending. Heck, in 20, the military went for Biden, which really explains the purging that has been going on since last January.
They assume all the minorities and women musta voted lib so they have to go.
I feel slightly tipsy from just looking at the images of Hegseth.
Hegswretch.
I hear the evaporant for his hair gel is made with vodka.
He applies it all day long!
I hope he doesn't smoke.
The Hindenburg comes to mind.
But in this case there's no humanity involved.
I hate that I can't bring Nice Times into these threads. I just don't got any.
https://bsky.app/profile/bodegacats.bsky.social/post/3mb3obx3r4c27
Hey, if after seeing my previous post you need a nice times, I've got one for ya!
Best friend's dad, who is not in the greatest of health, had to come to Baton Rouge to see a specialist today. So he called me and asked where I was and if I had a few minutes to catch up. I had some time before work, so they met me at the mall. They're basically my adoptive parents.
We talked for like half an hour and it was just lovely. And as they're about to leave, he reached inhis jacket and handed me a small box. "Merry Christmas, don't open it til you get home."
I'm sailing into 2026 in style. And decidedly not sober. You can guess what was in the box.
It was PCP wasn't it!
Nope! But it was originally sticky and nugget-shaped, and now it’s in tiny little particles packed into an empty medicine bottle.
And my friend Yoshi got to come out and play. I don’t care how cold it is out here!
Your friend's dad doesn't pack PCP? Well times certainly have changed!
You joke, but that man would make Snoop Dogg cut back.
"Dunno, but thank God America’s fascists are this fucking clownass incompetent. It gives decent people a fighting chance, at least."
A large enough portion of Americans keeps confusing the combination of arrogance and incompetence with virtue.
So sad but still I can’t stop laughing. What a way to bring in the new year.
https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-01-2016/KrL7HF.gif
After reading that...I gotta go powder my nose...
I mean.... it *is* NYE
Imagine the heels.