Wait a minute, 2010 isoveralready? And here we are still writing "Fuck the Pope" on our checks! Well, whatever, everything must end -- even horrible things like "the year 2010." And who are the handsome Teutonic Princes in this particular photograph? Just some Midwest Nazis kickin' it old-skool. The one circled is GOP rising star/"young gun" Rich Iott, who was all set to become the new teabagger congressman from Ohio, but then he
<i>Quick--name a congressional leadership team more physically disgusting or more annoying than the above three. Can&#039;t do it, can ya&#039;? </i>
I have a different theory. If a Rapture is going to occur, my devout belief is that Muscular Jesus is going to waterboard the shit out of the selfish, smug, nasty-ass CINOs (Christians In Nomine Only) that sully his holy, muscular name. He&#039;ll throw them into eternal torment -- maybe an eternity of crampy diarrhea and Vacation Bible School -- and with those scum-muffins out of the way, the rest of us here on mother earth will be in a socialist rapture.
The church I was forced to go to as a kid puts on <a href="http:\/\/www.tribulationchristmas.com\/" target="_blank">this play</a> every year to scare everyone into accepting Jesus/accepting their Biblical interpretations.
Many a time I have considered suing for psychological trauma, but I honestly can&#039;t say it screwed me up any more than the years I spent listening to talk radio.
Good news for Republicans from bad-ass Jesus: There is a way for a camel (rich people) to pass through the eye of a needle (enter the Kingdom of Heaven) after all.
Bad news: You&#039;re going to have to be liquified.
You could say &quot;Fergalicious&quot; even.
(Though, according to that song, it&#039;s spelled T-A-S-T-E-Y).
i hope everyone remembers that Congress is getting sworn-in tomorrow, instead of just being....(wait for it)...sworn at.
<i>Quick--name a congressional leadership team more physically disgusting or more annoying than the above three. Can&#039;t do it, can ya&#039;? </i>
How far back are we going?
No Mamma Grizzlies!?!? I did a remix of my own, not to blog/tube whore but it&#039;s not bad ... <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNJW4u93Mew">http://www.youtube.com/watc...
No Mamma Grizzlies!?!? I did a remix of my own, not to blog/tube whore but it&#039;s not bad ... I think a lot of you would enjoy
<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=eNJW4u93Mew" target="_blank">MamaGrizzlies 2011</a>
Whoomp, here it is: <a href="http://www.tribulationchris..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.tribulationchristmas.com/">http://www.tribulationchris...
Tea Party haz a sad.
<b>Tea Party Activists Angry at G.O.P. Leaders</b> <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2011..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.nytimes.com/2011/01/02/us/politics/02t...">http://www.nytimes.com/2011...
Cry babies gonna cry.
Get off your collective asses. There&#039;s only 357 shopping days until Christmas. Hurry! Rush! Panic now!!!
To Do List - 2011
1. Find all of John Boehner&#039;s Horcruxes.
Thanks, there goes the rest of my time and bandwidth for the night! (worth it though)
Just don&#039;t make him cry.
Impossible, I know, but still...
I have a different theory. If a Rapture is going to occur, my devout belief is that Muscular Jesus is going to waterboard the shit out of the selfish, smug, nasty-ass CINOs (Christians In Nomine Only) that sully his holy, muscular name. He&#039;ll throw them into eternal torment -- maybe an eternity of crampy diarrhea and Vacation Bible School -- and with those scum-muffins out of the way, the rest of us here on mother earth will be in a socialist rapture.
There&#039;s nothing like a serious presidential campaign, and 2012 will have nothing like a serious presidential campaign.
Uh oh, that is after the election and before Christmas but after I buy and ship presents. That changes everything. Thanks!
The church I was forced to go to as a kid puts on <a href="http:\/\/www.tribulationchristmas.com\/" target="_blank">this play</a> every year to scare everyone into accepting Jesus/accepting their Biblical interpretations.
Many a time I have considered suing for psychological trauma, but I honestly can&#039;t say it screwed me up any more than the years I spent listening to talk radio.
Good news for Republicans from bad-ass Jesus: There is a way for a camel (rich people) to pass through the eye of a needle (enter the Kingdom of Heaven) after all.
Bad news: You&#039;re going to have to be liquified.