Oh, Aaron Schock, we have so missed reporting on you for the last three days or so! But we are back, because things continue to go poorly for you, you dumb, cuddly animal, and we promise we will not leave your side again, as long as you keep doing dumb, cuddly things.
As a straight liberal man, I would like to put it on record that I never said I would "do" Sarah or Ann even under threat of death or grave bodily harm. That goes for both of the one-l Micheles, also, too.
Sarah Palin laughs at that. Shes spends it in a month for her Hummer limos to ride to parties she's crashing. Those drunken brawls aren't going to come to her, you know.
But a Cayenne isn't 'Muricun. Or butch like a big-ass truck. (I know the Tahoe is technically a SUV, or land-yacht, but we call them trucks in my neck of the woods)
"Schock’s office said he is conducting an internal audit to review his spending practices.""Welp, nothing wrong with my spending practices. Who's up for a trip to Costa Rica?"- Mr. Schock-and Aww
Damn you, you didn't say spoiler alert. I was going to binge watch this weekend.
As a straight liberal man, I would like to put it on record that I never said I would "do" Sarah or Ann even under threat of death or grave bodily harm. That goes for both of the one-l Micheles, also, too.
Dunno. I'll email Dan Savage.
Schocking!
I don't mean to pry, but he's got a fb friend named "Brand Slack."
Is there a WhiteKidNameJumble game board that they pass out to expectant mothers?
♪ Ev'ry third-rate racketeer is here,Aaron Schock (who is not queer) is here.What a nifty, absolutely grifty,Wastfulness, the Ascot op'ning day. ♫
He will be the new Megyn Kelly on Fox!
Try the veal, it is excellent.
Sounds like he is always having a fabulous time
Sarah Palin laughs at that. Shes spends it in a month for her Hummer limos to ride to parties she's crashing. Those drunken brawls aren't going to come to her, you know.
"The Shocker", aka "two in the pink one in the stink". The More You Know!
Prostate self-exam? Internal enough for ya'?
But a Cayenne isn't 'Muricun. Or butch like a big-ass truck. (I know the Tahoe is technically a SUV, or land-yacht, but we call them trucks in my neck of the woods)
Never?
So, this is serious, right? Like "going to jail" serious... I mean, I know IOKIYAR but like... This is pretty gotdang blatantly illegal, isn't it?
"Schock’s office said he is conducting an internal audit to review his spending practices.""Welp, nothing wrong with my spending practices. Who's up for a trip to Costa Rica?"- Mr. Schock-and Aww