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Manhattan123's avatar

Damn you, you didn't say spoiler alert. I was going to binge watch this weekend.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

As a straight liberal man, I would like to put it on record that I never said I would "do" Sarah or Ann even under threat of death or grave bodily harm. That goes for both of the one-l Micheles, also, too.

Rimshot101's avatar

Dunno. I'll email Dan Savage.

arealbaby's avatar

I don't mean to pry, but he's got a fb friend named "Brand Slack."

Is there a WhiteKidNameJumble game board that they pass out to expectant mothers?

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

♪ Ev'ry third-rate racketeer is here,Aaron Schock (who is not queer) is here.What a nifty, absolutely grifty,Wastfulness, the Ascot op'ning day. ♫

Mavenmaven's avatar

He will be the new Megyn Kelly on Fox!

SigDeFlyinMonky's avatar

Try the veal, it is excellent.

texasace00's avatar

Sounds like he is always having a fabulous time

Manhattan123's avatar

Sarah Palin laughs at that. Shes spends it in a month for her Hummer limos to ride to parties she's crashing. Those drunken brawls aren't going to come to her, you know.

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

"The Shocker", aka "two in the pink one in the stink". The More You Know!

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Prostate self-exam? Internal enough for ya'?

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

But a Cayenne isn't 'Muricun. Or butch like a big-ass truck. (I know the Tahoe is technically a SUV, or land-yacht, but we call them trucks in my neck of the woods)

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

So, this is serious, right? Like "going to jail" serious... I mean, I know IOKIYAR but like... This is pretty gotdang blatantly illegal, isn't it?

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

"Schock’s office said he is conducting an internal audit to review his spending practices.""Welp, nothing wrong with my spending practices. Who's up for a trip to Costa Rica?"- Mr. Schock-and Aww