Hello, hot Republican boyfriend Aaron Schock, what are we doing with our time today? Oh, me? Nothing, just checking in with you. Oh, you finally had to write a check to the United States Treasury for that free-stylin' Downton Abbey office your friend Annie Brahler made for you? That sucks, I thought we were going to go to Bali on a sexy trip, maybe get
They keep saying "Downton Abbey" like it's what it really looked like. I've seen pictures and somewhere along the line the decorator lost sight of "Downton" and ended up with "Victorian cat house". Which is kind of appropriate since everyone got screwed.
No snark, the FB newsfeed on him had a link to his FB page. It had a story about his visit to see a local reserve unit off to Iraq or somewhere. About 300 comments all saying how WONDERFUL he is to be such a patriot from local constituents.
On October 5, 1984, Michael Jordan made his first appearance as a professional player (Chicago Bulls), in Peoria and Bill O'Reilly, who was then the Bureau Chief for Wonkette's Peoria Office, covered the story. In fact, the Bulls originally intended to have Billo suit up for the game but Jordan bigfooted him out of the assignment. And that's the rest of the bullshit.
So, I wonder idly, how do we KNOW that these "personal funds" actually were extracted from Schock's firm, sculpted to die for ass, and not funneled via the Koch/Adelson wingtard gravytrain?
So he's paid $40k so far for some paint and a couple of sconces?! Either Aaron is straight and he's fucking Annie Brahler or he's geyh and she's blackmailing him.
What did Schock sell besides his soul to pay for the decorations?
They keep saying "Downton Abbey" like it's what it really looked like. I've seen pictures and somewhere along the line the decorator lost sight of "Downton" and ended up with "Victorian cat house". Which is kind of appropriate since everyone got screwed.
Yes indeedy they did.
No snark, the FB newsfeed on him had a link to his FB page. It had a story about his visit to see a local reserve unit off to Iraq or somewhere. About 300 comments all saying how WONDERFUL he is to be such a patriot from local constituents.
I'm pretty sure that ass has "MATTEL" stamped on one cheek, and "FOR RENT" stamped on t'other.
Suspenders with a Speedo? Seriously? Call the fashion police.
On October 5, 1984, Michael Jordan made his first appearance as a professional player (Chicago Bulls), in Peoria and Bill O'Reilly, who was then the Bureau Chief for Wonkette's Peoria Office, covered the story. In fact, the Bulls originally intended to have Billo suit up for the game but Jordan bigfooted him out of the assignment. And that's the rest of the bullshit.
RIP, Spock. Wait, Schock? Oh that's different.
question about the shirts, because i would like one. Are they California sized or 'Murika sized?
You had me at Aaron Schock's Ass....
His house, at above market value. http://www.huffingtonpost.c...
So he's still 'not geyh'?
Hairless flag boy really should, oh man, there it goes again! OoO00omph, akkkk, sorry, oh shit, did i get some on your shoe? what was i sayin?
No he's not. But we think his boyfriend is.
So, I wonder idly, how do we KNOW that these "personal funds" actually were extracted from Schock's firm, sculpted to die for ass, and not funneled via the Koch/Adelson wingtard gravytrain?
Gayest. Independence Day Festival. Ever.
So he's paid $40k so far for some paint and a couple of sconces?! Either Aaron is straight and he's fucking Annie Brahler or he's geyh and she's blackmailing him.