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Nounverb911's avatar

What did Schock sell besides his soul to pay for the decorations?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

They keep saying "Downton Abbey" like it's what it really looked like. I've seen pictures and somewhere along the line the decorator lost sight of "Downton" and ended up with "Victorian cat house". Which is kind of appropriate since everyone got screwed.

Yes indeedy they did.

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Sir Leggy Mountbatten III's avatar

No snark, the FB newsfeed on him had a link to his FB page. It had a story about his visit to see a local reserve unit off to Iraq or somewhere. About 300 comments all saying how WONDERFUL he is to be such a patriot from local constituents.

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Tio_Doidinho's avatar

I'm pretty sure that ass has "MATTEL" stamped on one cheek, and "FOR RENT" stamped on t'other.

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Nounverb911's avatar

Suspenders with a Speedo? Seriously? Call the fashion police.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

On October 5, 1984, Michael Jordan made his first appearance as a professional player (Chicago Bulls), in Peoria and Bill O'Reilly, who was then the Bureau Chief for Wonkette's Peoria Office, covered the story. In fact, the Bulls originally intended to have Billo suit up for the game but Jordan bigfooted him out of the assignment. And that's the rest of the bullshit.

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Royal Ugly Dude's avatar

RIP, Spock. Wait, Schock? Oh that's different.

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Mormos's avatar

question about the shirts, because i would like one. Are they California sized or 'Murika sized?

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

You had me at Aaron Schock's Ass....

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chiefkurtz's avatar

His house, at above market value. http://www.huffingtonpost.c...

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chicken thief's avatar

So he's still 'not geyh'?

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cheetojeebus's avatar

Hairless flag boy really should, oh man, there it goes again! OoO00omph, akkkk, sorry, oh shit, did i get some on your shoe? what was i sayin?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

No he's not. But we think his boyfriend is.

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

So, I wonder idly, how do we KNOW that these "personal funds" actually were extracted from Schock's firm, sculpted to die for ass, and not funneled via the Koch/Adelson wingtard gravytrain?

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HarryButtle's avatar

Gayest. Independence Day Festival. Ever.

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chicken thief's avatar

So he's paid $40k so far for some paint and a couple of sconces?! Either Aaron is straight and he's fucking Annie Brahler or he's geyh and she's blackmailing him.

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