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I earned a green belt when I was 10. It was for dancing around and wrestling with other guys, but they called it "judo" then.

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The Benjamins are called shekels.

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Molotov.

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THEY FIGHT CRIME!

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His teabagging was weak?

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I still don't understand that term. Who the hell is sexually attracted to the Paris subway system?

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Singularly appropriate this time IMNSHO.

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So that was Jefferson Mays' first movie? Thanks, JMP!

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This is just sad. Seriously this dude would provide a never-ending string of laffs for years to come...now its just...over. I mean seriously...did you SEE his office?? And with the shirtless and the gay but not gay and the republican...so much entertainment tragically cut short.

You left us too soon Aaron *sniff*...too soon indeed...

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I think Dr. Ben was referring to low-life prisons. The Tombs, Attica, Sing Sing. That is where you send the gay decision prisoners. Here at Camp Fed in the Glens, we cater to the elite, the 1% of really distinguished felons. Your Hoffas, your Tony Pros, your Oliver Norths. Quality folks. Introspection and self-knowledge are not on the menu. Vocational training in Talk Radio Hosting, Fox News Experting and K Street Pimping, that's what our guests need to move forward in life and not so much sin no more as sin in ways that won't land you back in stew.

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Tragically, sometimes comedy must be sacrificed to the greater good. But despair not, there are plenty more crooks where he came from.

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The realllllly bad taste makes me seriously doubt the gay.

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AsScho went down with not even a hissy fit from his side of the isle. The guy was on his 4th term. Rethuglicons don't throw away proven vote producers like that unless it's a "get that asswipe out of here before the really bad shit comes out" situation.

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I heard it's very clean and efficient.

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Come on - it's HILARIOUS. His son is a piece of shit and he raised him, so....HA!

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