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Ben then went out with his white friends and got loud, obnoxious, and shit-faced drunk.

Lefty Mark's avatar

OK fine, "alleged people" then.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Oh him? He'll be next.

bobbert's avatar

Who doesn't like fried chicken?

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

<i>Benjamin Cole, dreamy non-gay wingnut Aaron Schock’s press secretary or spokesman or communications director or senior aide or senior communications aide spokesdirector or whatever his title is</i>

"Mouth-piece"?

Antonin Dvorak's avatar

Um, is it me or is there no one actually on the street in that first picture?

Chris Grrr's avatar

Some of their best friends are racists.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Racists were so much easier to deal with back before they hid behind all their weasel words and passive aggressive bullshit. Since they can't use the actual N word anymore, 90% of the GOP thinks "socialism" means you like fried chicken.

Vienna Woods's avatar

He seems nice. (AND a former Baptist pastor!!)

PubOption's avatar

Will Schock's denials and/or racism play in Peoria?

schmannity's avatar

Aaron Schock, Aaron Schock, Aaron Schock

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia.

bobbert's avatar

Just a little chronological question. Isn't this guy getting fired now for something he did almost a year and a half ago? (You know, when the National Zoo was closed?)

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

He's still working on writing in pen. These things take time.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Will we get a juicy tell-all out of this? Please say yes.

FeloniousMonk's avatar

D'ye ken Aaron Schock with his belt so gay*? D'ye ken Aaron Schock with his aide so ofay? D'ye ken Aaron Schock when he's running away From the hounds of the press in the morning?

*Old English folk song, so not that kind of gay.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Is there another Kirby Delauter? BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE AWESOME

"No, it is me who is going to sue YOU! Do you know who I am??"