Aaron Schock Aaron Schock Aaron Schock Aaron Schock Aaron Schock. On Thursday, Think Progress posted a series of Facebook posts from Benjamin Cole, dreamy non-gay wingnut Aaron Schock's press secretary or spokesman or communications director or senior aide or senior communications aide spokesdirector or whatever his title is -- nobody seems to know for sure, wow, Schock and his staff sure like secrets, HUH?
<i>Benjamin Cole, dreamy non-gay wingnut Aaron Schock&rsquo;s press secretary or spokesman or communications director or senior aide or senior communications aide spokesdirector or whatever his title is</i>
Racists were so much easier to deal with back before they hid behind all their weasel words and passive aggressive bullshit. Since they can&#039;t use the actual N word anymore, 90% of the GOP thinks &quot;socialism&quot; means you like fried chicken.
Just a little chronological question. Isn&#039;t this guy getting fired now for something he did almost a year and a half ago? (You know, when the National Zoo was closed?)
D&#039;ye ken Aaron Schock with his belt so gay*? D&#039;ye ken Aaron Schock with his aide so ofay? D&#039;ye ken Aaron Schock when he&#039;s running away From the hounds of the press in the morning?
Ben then went out with his white friends and got loud, obnoxious, and shit-faced drunk.
OK fine, &quot;alleged people&quot; then.
Oh him? He&#039;ll be next.
Who doesn&#039;t like fried chicken?
<i>Benjamin Cole, dreamy non-gay wingnut Aaron Schock&rsquo;s press secretary or spokesman or communications director or senior aide or senior communications aide spokesdirector or whatever his title is</i>
&quot;Mouth-piece&quot;?
Um, is it me or is there no one actually on the street in that first picture?
Some of their best friends are racists.
Racists were so much easier to deal with back before they hid behind all their weasel words and passive aggressive bullshit. Since they can&#039;t use the actual N word anymore, 90% of the GOP thinks &quot;socialism&quot; means you like fried chicken.
He seems nice. (AND a former Baptist pastor!!)
Will Schock&#039;s denials and/or racism play in Peoria?
Aaron Schock, Aaron Schock, Aaron Schock
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia.
Just a little chronological question. Isn&#039;t this guy getting fired now for something he did almost a year and a half ago? (You know, when the National Zoo was closed?)
He&#039;s still working on writing in pen. These things take time.
Will we get a juicy tell-all out of this? Please say yes.
D&#039;ye ken Aaron Schock with his belt so gay*? D&#039;ye ken Aaron Schock with his aide so ofay? D&#039;ye ken Aaron Schock when he&#039;s running away From the hounds of the press in the morning?
*Old English folk song, so not that kind of gay.
Is there another Kirby Delauter? BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE AWESOME
&quot;No, it is me who is going to sue YOU! Do you know who I am??&quot;