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Ben then went out with his white friends and got loud, obnoxious, and shit-faced drunk.

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OK fine, "alleged people" then.

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Oh him? He'll be next.

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Who doesn't like fried chicken?

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<i>Benjamin Cole, dreamy non-gay wingnut Aaron Schock’s press secretary or spokesman or communications director or senior aide or senior communications aide spokesdirector or whatever his title is</i>

"Mouth-piece"?

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Um, is it me or is there no one actually on the street in that first picture?

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Some of their best friends are racists.

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Racists were so much easier to deal with back before they hid behind all their weasel words and passive aggressive bullshit. Since they can't use the actual N word anymore, 90% of the GOP thinks "socialism" means you like fried chicken.

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He seems nice. (AND a former Baptist pastor!!)

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Will Schock's denials and/or racism play in Peoria?

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Aaron Schock, Aaron Schock, Aaron Schock

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia.

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Just a little chronological question. Isn't this guy getting fired now for something he did almost a year and a half ago? (You know, when the National Zoo was closed?)

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He's still working on writing in pen. These things take time.

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Will we get a juicy tell-all out of this? Please say yes.

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D'ye ken Aaron Schock with his belt so gay*? D'ye ken Aaron Schock with his aide so ofay? D'ye ken Aaron Schock when he's running away From the hounds of the press in the morning?

*Old English folk song, so not that kind of gay.

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Is there another Kirby Delauter? BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE AWESOME

"No, it is me who is going to sue YOU! Do you know who I am??"

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