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She doesn't need to jerk off any more. She's getting about a million dollars a day and can afford the finest pool boys in the world. Her boyfriend will be the one needing to self abuse. He paid her rent long enough to see this glorious day. I hope he's got a signed agreement for a consulting fee.

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Oh, hmmmm,you are right. Thanks!

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Everything a wingnut claims to be "against" always ends up being their secret vice. She probably wears battery operated undies and jiggles herself bowlegged a dozen times a day.

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She bop?

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I'll never be able to use a drive through "touch-less" car wash again without thinking about this.

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