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fuflans's avatar

she's been blessedly silent recently hasn't she?

fuflans's avatar

bamz can have gay sex with the last shreds of john boehner's authority on a bed of ivory billed woodpecker feathers.

don't care.

mittens still isn't president. and never will be.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Fox went on to predict that this news is sure to guarantee a Romney victory last November 6.

Lot_49's avatar

"[I]n a hastily scheduled news conference" = they didn't call me until ten minutes before it started, I had to race over through Godawful traffic, and somebody's gotta pay.

PubOption's avatar

He wont unless he finds that any of the golfers used Bengay liniment.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Whenever I feel bad about being an unemployed moocher, I think of "news" "correspondents" such as the one who wrote this hatchet job (there's no byline on the ABC site) and I'm grateful that today I didn't have to root around in the very bottom of the cesspool for critical things to say in a "news" story...

TundraGrifter's avatar

WADR, doesn't sound like Titcomb got the sexy time part. Since he was stung.

But the details are not completely clear. Another Banghazy debacle?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Ha ha...once this hits the mainstream, there's no way Obummer will win re-election.

diogenez's avatar

It's a good thing the media has a liberal bias, or ABC might have reported something really useless.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

So, Titcomb had it hot for teacher?

diogenez's avatar

Who did Mr. Titcomb solicit: Griselda Fishfinger?