Sup, ABC News? Is there anything in the world you could possibly try to twist into a news story during a holiday news week? "Obama Golfing In Hawaii With Pal Arrested in Prostitution Sting"? Sure, that should do it. Let us learn more about this shocking news, that Obama knows a dude who did sex on a hooker, and did not even send him to be guarded by crocodiles in a prison on the moon!
"[I]n a hastily scheduled news conference" = they didn't call me until ten minutes before it started, I had to race over through Godawful traffic, and somebody's gotta pay.
Whenever I feel bad about being an unemployed moocher, I think of "news" "correspondents" such as the one who wrote this hatchet job (there's no byline on the ABC site) and I'm grateful that today I didn't have to root around in the very bottom of the cesspool for critical things to say in a "news" story...
she's been blessedly silent recently hasn't she?
bamz can have gay sex with the last shreds of john boehner's authority on a bed of ivory billed woodpecker feathers.
don't care.
mittens still isn't president. and never will be.
Fox went on to predict that this news is sure to guarantee a Romney victory last November 6.
"[I]n a hastily scheduled news conference" = they didn't call me until ten minutes before it started, I had to race over through Godawful traffic, and somebody's gotta pay.
He wont unless he finds that any of the golfers used Bengay liniment.
Whenever I feel bad about being an unemployed moocher, I think of "news" "correspondents" such as the one who wrote this hatchet job (there's no byline on the ABC site) and I'm grateful that today I didn't have to root around in the very bottom of the cesspool for critical things to say in a "news" story...
WADR, doesn't sound like Titcomb got the sexy time part. Since he was stung.
But the details are not completely clear. Another Banghazy debacle?
Or just Koch.
Ha ha...once this hits the mainstream, there's no way Obummer will win re-election.
It's a good thing the media has a liberal bias, or ABC might have reported something really useless.
So, Titcomb had it hot for teacher?
Who did Mr. Titcomb solicit: Griselda Fishfinger?