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Hooker P Tape's Epstein files's avatar

Did she just call AOC a pig? Bitch, come over here and say that. What kind of parents raise such a despicable creature?

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

"WATTERS: Well I guess everybody now knows I’m circumcised. "

I assume that FOX news ran a chyron under him at that time stating "Jesse Watters: Circumcised but not Jewish!"

Bitter Scribe's avatar

He seems like exactly the kind of asshole who would go out of his way to let you know that he's not Jewish. Even if you didn't ask, never would, and don't care.

Hooker P Tape's Epstein files's avatar

After he deflates your tires.

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

So that's why his tires were deflated after the interview.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Mr. Hutz, I gave you a pity like, but I hate to break it to you -- C&A Bongo Man got to that joke hours ago.

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Did I miss the part where someone appointed Jesse Watters to speak for Michigan? He's from Philly and Long Island, very much unlike lifelong Michigander Abdul El-Sayed.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Yeah, but he knows what Michiganders want. They want to listen to him make up ridiculous shit about children's ding-a-lings. He knows this because he's Jesse Watters and they pay him a lot of money to do it.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

I think what's more to the point is that Mike Rogers, El-Sayed's MAGA opponent, supposedly 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘴 to be interviewed on Fox News. Needless to say, he won't go on any other media outlets either, but I don't for the life of me know why he would want to avoid Fox. I can't tell if he subscribes to the view among some of the frothier MAGA mouth-foamers that Fox News has gone woke, or if he's just chickenshit. Probably the latter.

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Maybe his handlers realize that no matter how friendly the venue, letting Rogers speak off the cuff would almost certainly be a disaster.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Yeah, even Fox interviewers have been known to ask about things like "issues" and "policies." Can't let a politician do that unscripted, especially if he's a moron.

Karen Krebser's avatar

Fox News seems to like calling things "THIRST TRAP"s.

Penitent In Purgatory's avatar

Team Wants Us To Think It’s Fighting But Also Wants To Get Campaign Money From The Same PACs Who Support The Republicans And Also Doesn’t Want The DC Party Invites To Stop

Once again, I'm gonna need a bigger bumper sticker

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

I won't OT this into anything adjacent to Dolly Parton but here is something to ponder: 'nuclear micro-reactors'! Our Army is boasting about their pilot program of nuclear micro-reactors.

https://www.army.mil/article/294891/army_reaches_agreement_with_private_industry_for_nuclear_micro_reactors

Westinghouse says it's prototype is the size of a school bus and can fit into a cargo container that can be carried by ordinary trucks and railroad freight cars.

Just think of it! And best of all those trucks never have accidents on our roads and railroad trains never derail and spill all kinds of dangerous shit anywhere ever.

And some people wonder why I take medicine to get to sleep. The craziest thing to me is that they don't pop the pill.

SkeptiKC's avatar

Democrats are considerably more socially acceptable than pissing, whining and moaning Rethuglicons could ever on their best damned day ever even HOPE to resemble.

I'll be damned if I can even begin to comprehend how these conservaturds go out in public without making spectacles of themselves.

VwllssWndr's avatar

We want we want Jesse's guy. Where did he find a Muslim like that?

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. Not watching any more Faux Noise videos; I saw the interview and don't want more.

DemoCat's avatar

“Here are some clips of Fox News anchors drooling over how hot Democrats and Democratic Socialists are. They might be hate-drooling, but that don’t matter, it requires the same mop.”

Oh, that’s priceless. Thank you!

boo radley's avatar

I NEED AOC on Fox News handing them their asses. I am so tired of their stupid lies about her being dumb when she's just not. I'd love to see Kamala up there too.

"M"'s avatar

No

They should not have to suffer the abuse

Not just of the "anchors" but also of the viewers

I really think people who push for that don't understand the level of abuse they are asking these officials to subject themselves to

It feels like folk really need to educate themselves about that

https://drstaceypatton1865.substack.com/p/how-not-to-panic-when-the-right-wing

You are also doing with a viewership that is so propagandized that they literally do not respond to facts

So there would be no point

goCatgo's avatar

OT There is a deal for the Straight of Hormuz! Nvidia shits gold! Markets are up!

The deal is between Iran and Oman, but still.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

"Who's that guy with his face on the window?"

"Who? HIM? Just a common beggar. Pay no attention to him. He's always nosing around in other people's business and saying crazy stuff at random. He's not important."

"He has a gun! He's waving it around!"

"Please be calm. The glass is bulletproof. We installed it fifty years ago."

"He still makes me nervous."

"His hovel is 5000 miles away from here. I am in the room with you right now. I think it best you pay attention to me and listen to what I say and propose."

"M"'s avatar

Donald has shares in Nvidia (it seems like not enough people know about that)

https://www.youtube.com/live/cmLPM6Gg3TA?is=DKOYViTLZ3CKw2uZ

So it honestly sounds as if he & Republicans are manipulating the markets again

tehbaddr's avatar

NOTHING FOR YOU MR. DONALDS!

goCatgo's avatar

If this is how this is framed for Dems there we will get an R Senator from MI.

"M"'s avatar

What are you talking about

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goCatgo's avatar

I don't see any issues that will overcome what MI wants to vote for.

GrumperDem's avatar

El-Sayed has a commercial where’s he’s wearing a tight t shirt and jeans.

Just sayin I’m a bigger fan now.

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

Have you seen him dance? He can dance too.