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Myriam's avatar

😂😂😂😂

Alicia Brown's avatar

"They might be hate-drooling, but that don’t matter, it requires the same mop." 😅🤤😘

Sherry's avatar

I’m loving how these new and semi-new Dems are kicking back at these idiots. Meanwhile Jeffries goes out for tea and crumpets with Jared Kushner. You didn’t see Crockett hoisting a beer with large Marge. Sometimes you just have to throw their words right back at them. It’s about time the gloves came off.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

“ Team Wants Us To Think It’s Fighting But Also Wants To Get Campaign Money From The Same PACs Who Support The Republicans And Also Doesn’t Want The DC Party Invites To Stop.)”

We can have our own DC parties! With blackjack and hookers!

El Generico II's avatar

I was not expecting a Trisha Yearwood cut to kick off the article.

Well done, Evan!

Christopher Bosch's avatar

I think Jesse Waters has a new crush.

Well isn't that sweet. Isn't it amusing that performatively toxically masculine wingnuts eventually fall for some real alpha (witness little Lord Fishsticks' bromance with Putin, Piggy's unrequited passion for Putin, Xi, and Kim Young Un, and Watter's reluctant surrender to Dr. El-Sayeed's charm)? Murky waters indeed.

beb's avatar

The self-hating wing of the Democratic party and, of course, all the pearl-clutching Republicans are saying that Dr. El Sayid is too much for Michigan, but in doing this they keep his name in the air. I believe this is called "The Streisand Effect."

AthenaH2SO4's avatar

This all tracks, though - speaking from a LOT of personal experience, conservatives tend to be fascinated by, and attracted to, lefties. If you have brightly colored hair, piercings, or tattoos, that's often even better.

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

"Maybe now that this younger crop of candidates has come along and started kicking the shit out of people, we should start allowing for the possibility that more of these people should go on Fox News and kick the shit out of them. Because, to be clear, that seems to be a thing they enjoy and are good at."

They do seem to be very good at it. The RW bubbleheads have been used to arguing with people 20-30 and more, years older than them. Using the same old tired BS smears. These candidates know how this game is played. They are taking control of the debate and making the bubblehead's look like the fools they are.

Hooker P Tape's Epstein files's avatar

Did she just call AOC a pig? Bitch, come over here and say that. What kind of parents raise such a despicable creature?

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

"WATTERS: Well I guess everybody now knows I’m circumcised. "

I assume that FOX news ran a chyron under him at that time stating "Jesse Watters: Circumcised but not Jewish!"

Bitter Scribe's avatar

He seems like exactly the kind of asshole who would go out of his way to let you know that he's not Jewish. Even if you didn't ask, never would, and don't care.

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

So that's why his tires were deflated after the interview.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Mr. Hutz, I gave you a pity like, but I hate to break it to you -- C&A Bongo Man got to that joke hours ago.

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Did I miss the part where someone appointed Jesse Watters to speak for Michigan? He's from Philly and Long Island, very much unlike lifelong Michigander Abdul El-Sayed.

Stephen St John's avatar

Re: that issue, have you noticed how often right wingers say things like "we the people" or "Americans" or, even worse, "real Americans" endorse this or that? To which I feel compelled to reply "I'm part of "we the people" or "I'm a real American" and you don't represent me. The arrogance of these people is astounding.

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

I hope when this miserable era is over, we drop language like 'homeland' and 'heartland' and all its unhealthy roots and references.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Yeah, but he knows what Michiganders want. They want to listen to him make up ridiculous shit about children's ding-a-lings. He knows this because he's Jesse Watters and they pay him a lot of money to do it.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

I think what's more to the point is that Mike Rogers, El-Sayed's MAGA opponent, supposedly 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘴 to be interviewed on Fox News. Needless to say, he won't go on any other media outlets either, but I don't for the life of me know why he would want to avoid Fox. I can't tell if he subscribes to the view among some of the frothier MAGA mouth-foamers that Fox News has gone woke, or if he's just chickenshit. Probably the latter.

Ashannfishsticks's avatar

I think that was another thing that endeared Watters to El-Sayed: They both had a chuckle over what a feckless coward Mike Rogers is.

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Maybe his handlers realize that no matter how friendly the venue, letting Rogers speak off the cuff would almost certainly be a disaster.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Yeah, even Fox interviewers have been known to ask about things like "issues" and "policies." Can't let a politician do that unscripted, especially if he's a moron.

Karen Krebser's avatar

Fox News seems to like calling things "THIRST TRAP"s.

Penitent In Purgatory's avatar

Team Wants Us To Think It’s Fighting But Also Wants To Get Campaign Money From The Same PACs Who Support The Republicans And Also Doesn’t Want The DC Party Invites To Stop

Once again, I'm gonna need a bigger bumper sticker