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Pamela Gregory's avatar

Thank you for watching the Sunday shows so I don’t have to!

Edith Prickly's avatar

Who the fuck cares what Hasan Piker says about anything? I’d never heard of him until a couple of months ago. More bad-faith bullshit from the political media.

Dr. El-Sayed is a contender. He’s going to roll right over Mike Rogers into the Senate and Fuckface will go crazy. Rogers doesn’t even live in Michigan - his main residence is in Florida. Nice candidate you guys picked, GOP.

Goonemeritus's avatar

Everyone knows the Biden economy was Obama's fault

Shane Graves's avatar

The article is wrong. Max Miller’s father in law is Bernie Moreno, not Bernie Sanders.

Suel J's avatar

Almost voting no doesn't count asshole.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

As soon as Susan Collins announced she was a no on Blanche, we knew the votes were already whipped in his favor. She wouldn’t have had permission to vote no otherwise.

As for Cassidy, I’m sure he was told there would be no lucrative lobbying gig waiting for him come January if he voted no.

beb's avatar

Really, Between El-Sayid, AOC and Pete Buttegieg, we have three strong contenders for the 2028 presidency.

Goonemeritus's avatar

Why are you leaving me off your list?

Wookiee Monster's avatar

I can already see the DNC wringing their hands. “But America isn’t ready for a Muslim/Latina/Gay president!”

Wookiee Monster's avatar

You can always tell when Kevin Hassett is lying because he’s grinning like a demented Jack O’lantern.

Patch's avatar

Like, there’s something seriously wrong with him, right? Like, people who graduated high school with him are already picking out their outfits to wear when Dateline comes to interview them about how not surprised they were when the mass graves were found level of “off”

larry gassan's avatar

Abdul startled the fuck outta the SkyNews bro

"Donald Trump called Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed "full of shit" during a speech in Las Vegas in August 2026. When asked about the remark during an interview with Sky News, El-Sayed fired back with a viral retort: "At least I don't let mine go in the middle of the Oval Office".

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Just like another dude with a Muslim sounding name who came out of the Great Lakes region, El-Sayed has stunned republicans. They have no retort against him except to go full racist.

Andy the Alchemist's avatar

The fact these pundits just refuse to acknowledge Trump intentionally raised the prices of literally everything in the country for no fucking reason whatsoever makes me genuinely want to see this country burned to the ground. There is only so much absurdity and gas lighting my heart can take.

larry gassan's avatar

Tariff refunds went to corporations, not consumers. Bessent and Nutlick worked both ends of that grift.

Andy the Alchemist's avatar

I know, I have other shit to do today. If I think about this too much I am going to have a stroke.

Andy the Alchemist's avatar

The fact these pundits just refuse to acknowledge Trump intentionally raised the prices of literally everything in the country for no fucking reason whatsoever makes me genuinely want to see this country burned to the ground. Add all of them to the long line of people practically begging to have their heads lopped off at this point. There is only so much absurdity and gas lighting my heart can take.

Alternative Dog's avatar

The only way to improve El-Sayed's reply would be to append "Unlike Trump" to his "I want to be held accountable for what I say and do" statement.

Andre's avatar

I don't seriously wish harm on anyone, but if someone were to get kicked in the smug face by a golf cleat wearing mule, I wouldn't complain if it were Hassett

Warren's avatar

Please, Allah, oh Please! 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Warren's avatar

That’s Timothy Eugene to us. Do you remember Reggie Miller vs the Knicks? How the fans would chant “Cheryl” when Reggie came to the FT line? Well, I hope that everywhere Senator Uncle Tim goes, he hears “Eugene! Eu—gene! Eu—gene!” Let Kathleen Parker write a column about it! I can read the lead sentence now: “I’m sitting on my porch in Myrtle Beach, watching a beautiful sunrise and thinking about how mean and ugly some people on the Left can be, shaming with name-calling….”

Fender Deluxe's avatar

Re: Cassidy, remember that almost doesn’t count except in horseshoes, hand grenades and thermonuclear weapons.

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

Abdul has ads running here featuring his grandparents. They are adorable. Compare that to the hostage video Mike Rogers and his wife put out. Two different "America's."

Also too...since the Superb Owl, I have gotten much more conscious of saying "U.S." instead of America. I'm really glad Bad Bunny brought that to my attention.

Bradthe🤖's avatar

As we learned from Miss Teen South Carolina (I think) it’s U.S. America.

Warren's avatar

Oh yeah, I caught that. But what exactly did she say or text that was so godawful that they yanked her tiara after a month? I mean, Vanessa Williams had “nude” photos that looked all air-brushed, and were neither erotic, raunchy, or artistic, and she still got defenestrated (I know, I know what it means, but the meaning has been expanded by those who don’t).

My inquiring mind wants to know, so that I can laugh at the hypocritical judges, or empathize with a young woman who didn’t realize how an anonymous handle really is no protection in this day and age. Any hacker can figure out who I am. That is why we all have to be like the Duke of Wellington, when a woman threatened the PM with publication of a youthful amorous correspondence with her. The Iron Duke responded to this attempt at blackmail: “Publish, and be damned!”