¡Abejas! Tabs, Monday, July 6, 2026

That means ¡Bees!

Jul 06, 2026

Not abejas. Tabs gifs by Martini Glambassador!

Good morning, these are some things worth talking about:

Laura Ingraham is apparently so humiliated by her own side, full as it is of Klan members and Nazis marching through the streets of DC on America’s 250th birthday, that she’s shamelessly lying like the integrity-free skin tag she is and saying they were antifa in disguise. [Independent]

Shame how somebody with Trump Derangement Syndrome — or maybe the disease itself! — geoengineered the weather to ruin Trump’s we mean America’s birthday. [JoeMyGod]

Speaking of, he is a dangerous pathetic and delusional liar. Also senile.

Trump Truth Social: The Crowd at 7:05 in the evening was 422,000 people! All were forced to leave because of the weather, the event was cancelled, and everyone was gone because of lightning. When I heard that it was cancelled, I immediately overturned that decision, and waited a while for people to come back. Incredibly, at least 150,000 people returned, and it was an even more spectacular evening than it would have been as normalized! It showed work under pressure. Congratulations to the Secret Service and Law Enforcement on being able to get so many people back into the Arena in such rapid fashion! It was an amazing evening made even more spectacular by the fact that, immediately after the Great Fireworks ended, the rains came down, full blast! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Nobody went to Trump’s fucking loser speech. [Washington Post]

Trump, still pathetic, still lonely, still the biggest walking Stranger Danger in human history, is self-soothing from his big loser weekend by trying to restart his bullshit about Italian PM Giorgia Meloni stalking him. Will she even dignify the ugly bitch with a response this time? [Independent]

World Cup news: Apparently Donald Trump corruptly intervened with FIFA head Gianni Infantino to get the red card lifted to reinstate American striker (and birthright citizen!) Folarin Balogun. Was it a shitty call to begin with? Yes. Was it corrupt as fuck and literally everything wrong with FIFA the way Trump was able to call the FIFA head who’s been kissing his asshole for years to fix it? Does it help push narratives that the fix is, in fact, in with FIFA? Also yes. [New York Times]

Belgium, who the US men are set to face today, is fucking pissed. [Politico]

US Attorney Judge Boxwine is so clown-ass full-of-shit and out of her league in her current job, what a joke. Here she is trying to justify how she tricked a grand jury into indicting a former Olympian canoeist for touching Trump’s brokedick Reflecting Pool:

“America needs to grow the fuck up.” This article from Karen Attiah is excellent. [The Golden Hour by Karen Attiah]

Karoline Leavitt, 28, who is married to a man roughly five times her grandfather’s age, is explaining how these Gen Z are lazy shiftless communists.

Leavitt: I am seeing a lot of bad faith actors take my comments from this interview out of context. So here’s the full interview, and let me expound. This interview was about the rise of communism on the Left, and I was asked by Jesse Watters why so many young people are buying the false promise of “free stuff” being sold by communist politicians. My answer: a combination of laziness, yes, and the liberal indoctrination that has been taking place in our education system for far too long. There are far-left educators pumping students’ heads with garbage, convincing them that hard work and sacrifice won’t pay off down the road because they want them totally reliant on the government instead. I went on to say that’s why President Trump is a huge advocate for school choice, and why so many parents I know are turning to homeschooling. Good parenting matters more than anything, but a solid, civics-based education is also vitally important. I care enough about our country to tell uncomfortable truths. And it’s an undeniable fact that a growing number of young people in our country are falling for the lies of socialism and communism, sold to them by anti-American politicians who’ve never built anything, offer no real solutions, and are intent on tearing down everything that makes this country great. At the same time, it’s also true that many Gen Z Americans are hardworking, entrepreneurial, and deeply patriotic, and it’s vital we protect the American Dream for them. That’s why I am honored to work for President Trump and speak on behalf of an administration that is implementing the right policies to do this: lower taxes, less regulation, stopping Wall Street from purchasing single-family homes, Trump Accounts, and the deportation of illegal aliens who are taking our housing and jobs. There is more work to do, which is why President Trump and our entire administration won’t stop fighting to make life better and more affordable for young people. As the President has correctly warned, “communism is the enemy of free people everywhere. It is the enemy of the Constitution. Above all, it is the enemy of July 4, 1776.” So I will continue to call out the radical Democrats, socialists, and communists who are lying to our youth, and I know the President will continue to pursue an economic and domestic agenda that expands and strengthens the American Dream for generations to come.

Those are some big opinions! Did her grandpa we mean husband we mean dad we mean grandpa-husband-dad give her permission to share them?

“The Pacific Ocean is running a fever. Why that’s an ominous sign.” Great. [Washington Post]

According to the inbred Nazis in the Trump regime: “White House report brands Smithsonian leadership as radical activists who can’t be trusted.” Eat my fucking ass, whiny titty baby boys intimidated by mean educated people who run museums. These people are such an errant cumstain on world history, I swear to God. [AP]

“What Bucha taught me about Ukraine’s will to fight.” Remember the stories about Bucha, the Kyiv suburb, when Putin started his war? Revisit it. [Washington Post]

Watched a film this weekend so beautiful we watched it a second time the next night. Called 20,000 Species of Bees — Spanish title 20,000 Especies de Abejas — it’s the very modern story of a little trans girl in the Basque Country and how she comes to terms with herself over the course of a summer vacation with the help of the bees her family has been tending for generations. Just watch it.

Also rewatched another favorite, Aftersun, starring an adorable Paul Mescal, just before he got uber-famous. Both available for renting on Apple TV and both trailers below:

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Doesn't matter now how good the Americans play, if they win the win is already stained with orange. Trump shit on the athletes too. He made it all about himself of course. He will also claim that he is the reason they won if they do.

Fucking pig.

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