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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

And the lying continued until no one could tell the truth from fiction.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Unfortunately that blueberry analogy ant a good one. Anyone who has ever eaten fresh blueberries knows you NEVER get all the little bits of stem out. You may pick them over, but you’ll always wind up with one or two. And that’s how we get aborted fetus debris in our blueberry pancakes.

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Virgiebeach's avatar

NOTHING, ever, is gonna be RFK Jr's "metal band". Or "band " of any kind at all.

Man is tone-deaf.

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RRJKR's avatar

"Aborted fetus debris" Otherwise known as "medical waste" Utilizing it for research is a "SIN" and "goes agin' Bible Teachins!!" If I were into book burnings,, the first two on the list would be the Bible and the Koran. Over the past 1500 years those two "Holy Books" have been directly responsible for many wars,. countless deaths, and unimaginable destruction. Without them I have little doubt that we would be 500 years ahead of where we are now. Yet, here we are today still relying upon them to justify war.

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Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

“… vaccine contains a lot of aborted fetus debris and DNA particles”.

The brain of the HHS Secretary contains a lot of aborted thought debris and worm particles.

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Rad's avatar

Was a perfect summary for this entire Trump administration! Walking, talking, aborted fetus debris!

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motmelere's avatar

The world saw me as the 3 billionth baby alive at the time in 1963, we are now edging up to 9. Tell me why we need to fuck more people into the world.

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RRJKR's avatar

It's God's will! Go forth and procreate,

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thephantomcheese's avatar

More potential tithing Christians, of course!

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Jens are Unitless's avatar

We ought to be able to take care of those populations when they get sick.”

We do you chucklefuck. IT IS CALLED VACCINATING

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Actually taking care of the populations BEFORE they get fucking sick is kind of the right idea.

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insert_something_creative's avatar

Yeah, but that sounds a lot like universal healthcare and that's communist, socialist, Marxism! /s

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. Anyone who opposes abortion because God should familiarize themselves with this statistic. Between 37% and 50% of ALL first trimester pregnancies end in miscarriage, also known as spontaneous abortion. We can never have an exact figure because so many of these occur before the person is aware of the pregnancy; most of the time they just think their late period finally showed up. Thus, their all knowing, all powerful Gawd will always, always be the all time greatest abortionist. And have I mentioned that Bobby Brainworm is a really sick fucking asshole? Because I should have said that up front.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"We Oppose Income Caps on the Ultra-Wealthy, but We’re Totally in Favor of Limiting the Number of Dolls per Household" https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/we-oppose-income-caps-on-the-ultra-wealthy-but-were-totally-in-favor-of-limiting-the-number-of-dolls-per-household

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What A Debacle's avatar

I'll take Future Skin Cancer Victims for $500, Bobby.

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El Duderino's avatar

Aborted fetus debris doesn’t really become a problem until it starts to exceed 10 ppm in residential tap water.

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Tina Mouse's avatar

Did you see the part where he thinks chemtrails exist and that DARPA causes chemtrails?

" It’s done, we think, by DARPA. And a lot of it now is coming out of the jet fuel—so those materials are put in jet fuel,” Kennedy responded, appearing to blame the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, part of the U.S. Department of Defense, for chemtrails. DARPA has long been a conspiracy bogeyman, though it’s not the only government agency that’s been accused of creating chemtrails."

https://gizmodo.com/rfk-jr-goes-full-tinfoil-pledges-to-stop-chemtrails-in-latest-dr-phil-interview-2000596357

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Pliny the Younger's avatar

So how many Wankettes are naming their tribute bands as "Aborted Fetus Debris"?

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Biff52, Two Weeks!'s avatar

A Zappa tribute band, natch.

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Sherry's avatar

Killing kids since Guam. Great choice for HHS. /s

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Gern Blansten's avatar

Everybody knows that abortion causes cancer and vaccines give you autism and fluoride makes you dumb but don’t worry! Don’t panic! Booby Brainworms is going to study all of it and cure everybody with cod liver oil, and road kill tater tots all washed down with buckets of whale head juice. I for one am happy and relieved to have such a bold defender of chirrens at the helm of a once vaunted Public Health Service now tarnished and quite possibly irreparably harmed by a dangerous demagogue appointed by a moronic mental muttonhead and whom congress abdicated their oversight responsibilities and approved.

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