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What if the baby goes into distress or gets wrapped around the umbilical cord during labor and then dies? Will it be charged as murder? Sounds like it when they claim that abortions are happening after birth. Yep, sounds like they're just trying to criminalize the entire birth process.

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In my state (Idaho, shithole) you have to call your rapist and accuse them as part of filing a police report about rape.

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I live in Boise and i had to stop going out to eat because of the stupid shit i overhear.

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And smile more, sweetheart.

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I bang the desk a lot and throw some sweet Karate kicks in the air. They never even look up.

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True fact: Birthcanal is just south of Guadalcanal, which often goes by its native name, “Innie.”

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She should have slapped him silly.

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a child could be coming through the birth canal and could still be aborted

That's a physical impossibility. That's not an abortion, it's a birth. Isn't this guy a doctor? Did he skip female anatomy class? Thanks for playing, asswipe.

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What Tammy Baldwin was just talking about, there can be no restrictions in the states upon abortion, meaning that a child could be coming through the birth canal and could still be aborted, is that right?

No, ya have to wait until said theoretical child is brutally gunned down in class...you fucking ghoul

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It's funny how all these gravy-sucking conservatives can bellow on and on about being pro-life to the point of lying about all these evil democrats with all their childrens "coming through the birth canal [who] could still be aborted" claptrap and then in the next breath celebrate giving two-year olds firearms. And not the funny that's the "ha ha" funny either.

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Here's the full conversation:

Putin: I want you to cut social security.

Trump: Of course: I swore allegiance to you and that's the one promise in my life that I'm actually going to keep.

Putin: But I was you to SAY you're not going to cut it. So say "I'm not going to touch Social Security."

Trump: No, those are my people. I'm not going to touch their — I'm not going to touch Social Security.

Putin: Good. Now actually do cut social security.

Trump. Okay!

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Maybe the ammosexuals thought Bruuuuuce Springsteen was in the house.

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"Chadha v. INS", (S4 ep 7) was a real tearjerker.

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So I kind of reject giving me theoretical after theoretical just because I just – I mean, that's what you do if you want to fill air time and get people buzzing.Not really a theoretical. "What restriction levels would you support" is a direct question about your goals and values.

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They only know about birth what they see on TV. It's easy! Only takes 20 minutes! No mess, no fuss, just tiny amount of pushing and groaning! Nothing happens to mother's body and she is back to pre-pregnancy appearance immediately after! What's all the fuss about abortion? Just give the baby up for adoption if you don't want it! If the mother dies they just save the baby, hurray!

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holy shit Pence is getting booed loudly at the NRA eventHint: his name is NOT Br-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ce

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