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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Most of the really cool players use strats.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

...of mental illness.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"aimed at making people feel safe in the air"

Here's something that could make one feel less safe. Think about where the crowds are at an airport. There not where the planes load. Most of the people and therefore most of the potential terror is on the other side of the TSA fence...where a mob of people, each person pulling a bomb-sized carry on are milling around trying to find which screening station they need. Security Kabuki (I like it) is right. We're not making people safe...we're making the planes safe.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

“I’m Rosa Parks with a Gibson.” More like Andrew Dice Clay with a Squier guitar.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...his wife refers to it as her "snub-nose"

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

A cracker went down to Georgia he was looking for a meme to steal.

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Bezoar's avatar

Do we do that? I don't think we do that.

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bobbert's avatar

Okay. The Amboy Dukes were pretty decent. Unfortunately, their modest success inspired Ted to pioneer the school of great-technique-with-no-musicianship guitar playing. This is probably because he is a jackass, but I suppose it could also be God's will.

The thing is, he is a consistent, decades-long, asshole. If he occasionally emits a sensible thought, it's just like an unexpected fart. There is no need to agree with it.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Clueless bigot is as clueless bigot does.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...no Paleo, that would be the "G Spot"

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Oh boyohboyohboy! I didn't think I'd get to use this phrase so soon!

Ted Nugent is a...

pigfuck shitpile of screaming mental illness

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Lot_49's avatar

Even a broken clock, etc etc...

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...with all these references to to "guns" and "magazines" I have a strong feeling this guy is either shooting blanks or couldn't get hard if Megan Fox "sat it right on his face"!!!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Nugent should be happy his Second Amendment advocacy has gotten more guns than ever in American's hands. Guns make us safer. And we have the body count to (dis)prove it.

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