When you think about Ted Nugent, what do you think about? A litany of failed TV shows? A dude stone cold spewing some racist bullshit? Naw, mang. You think peaceful civil rights superhero, of course. Heavily armed with whatever media bully pulpit I can muster, I exercise my First Amendment rights like my hero Rosa Parks who refused to sit at the back of the bus when that numb-nut law existed. I’m Rosa Parks with a Gibson.
"aimed at making people feel safe in the air"
Here's something that could make one feel less safe. Think about where the crowds are at an airport. There not where the planes load. Most of the people and therefore most of the potential terror is on the other side of the TSA fence...where a mob of people, each person pulling a bomb-sized carry on are milling around trying to find which screening station they need. Security Kabuki (I like it) is right. We're not making people safe...we're making the planes safe.
Okay. The Amboy Dukes were pretty decent. Unfortunately, their modest success inspired Ted to pioneer the school of great-technique-with-no-musicianship guitar playing. This is probably because he is a jackass, but I suppose it could also be God's will.
The thing is, he is a consistent, decades-long, asshole. If he occasionally emits a sensible thought, it's just like an unexpected fart. There is no need to agree with it.
...with all these references to to "guns" and "magazines" I have a strong feeling this guy is either shooting blanks or couldn't get hard if Megan Fox "sat it right on his face"!!!
Nugent should be happy his Second Amendment advocacy has gotten more guns than ever in American's hands. Guns make us safer. And we have the body count to (dis)prove it.
Most of the really cool players use strats.
...of mental illness.
"aimed at making people feel safe in the air"
Here's something that could make one feel less safe. Think about where the crowds are at an airport. There not where the planes load. Most of the people and therefore most of the potential terror is on the other side of the TSA fence...where a mob of people, each person pulling a bomb-sized carry on are milling around trying to find which screening station they need. Security Kabuki (I like it) is right. We're not making people safe...we're making the planes safe.
Win
“I’m Rosa Parks with a Gibson.” More like Andrew Dice Clay with a Squier guitar.
Yes!
...his wife refers to it as her "snub-nose"
A cracker went down to Georgia he was looking for a meme to steal.
Do we do that? I don't think we do that.
Okay. The Amboy Dukes were pretty decent. Unfortunately, their modest success inspired Ted to pioneer the school of great-technique-with-no-musicianship guitar playing. This is probably because he is a jackass, but I suppose it could also be God's will.
The thing is, he is a consistent, decades-long, asshole. If he occasionally emits a sensible thought, it's just like an unexpected fart. There is no need to agree with it.
Clueless bigot is as clueless bigot does.
...no Paleo, that would be the "G Spot"
Oh boyohboyohboy! I didn't think I'd get to use this phrase so soon!
Ted Nugent is a...
pigfuck shitpile of screaming mental illness
Even a broken clock, etc etc...
...with all these references to to "guns" and "magazines" I have a strong feeling this guy is either shooting blanks or couldn't get hard if Megan Fox "sat it right on his face"!!!
Nugent should be happy his Second Amendment advocacy has gotten more guns than ever in American's hands. Guns make us safer. And we have the body count to (dis)prove it.