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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Remember how the Repubilecans barked about how immense the ACA was? They did a little dog and pony show of carting the entire printed thing around on handtrucks? SO BIG, SO COMPLEX!!1

But adding bullshit useless boilerplate that simply echoes what has already been accomplished is AOK just fine, perfect use of Government Resources!

You're a special little snowflake, yes you are! Who gets his way? Who? That's right, widdle kingy wingy Republican gets his way, good boy! Here's a Koch to fellate.

Lefty Mark's avatar

My former boss's eyes?

Lefty Mark's avatar

Our Benighted Act Mandating A Comprehensive Authority to Redistribute Everything

Lefty Mark's avatar

No tribute to Barbary pirates!

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Come on, ACORN was what? Eleventy scandals ago? Shouldn't they be defunding embassy security again to protest Benghazi?

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Generalissimo Francisco Franco?

God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

His Venerable and Most Excellent Reverence, St. George Carlin?

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

So is this like “ceremonial deism" to SCOTUS, where it's just crap we say because we've always said it? Sorry, Jeebus ....

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Define "successor". Would that be like the "Glenn Miller Orchestra" that is presently touring Europe and does not contain its defunked founder, or would that be like Bachman-Turner Overdrive, which name is owned by neither Randy Bachman or C. F. Turner?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

The Norwegian Blue? It's just resting.

Lot_49's avatar

These <a href="https:\/\/www.thedoors.com\/" target="_blank">guys </a>are still awesome too, even though half of them are, uh, <i>defunct.</i>

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

“None of the funds made available under this or any other Act, or any prior Appropriations Act..." Seems you'd only need to say it once.. but the GOPtards suffer from a serious case of OCD when it comes to evil liebrul schemes.

Also, no clause to the effect that the funds can't go to Nazis? I'm with SuspectedDemocrat on this: Why do they love Nazis so much???!?!!!

PubOption's avatar

Also Adolf's sister-in-law, Bridget Hitler, formerly of Liverpool, England.