A new mosque is going to be built in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, despite the lawsuits of some angry Tennesseans, because a judge overruled this Christian nation's age-old and CONSTITUTIONAL freedom to stop Muslims from being Muslim. That's right, some people in Tennessee who are NOT white Christians are going to be allowed to worship non-Christian entities in a building they're going to put on some land they purchased. Obviously, because the plaintiffs were lawyers, they understood that Sharia is a scary ghost going around the state and their very offices eating law books as ghost food, but this stupid judge didn't even care. And yes, if you were wondering, these lawyer guys do have terrific quotes!
Hey, wait a second. You aren't by any chance from Smurfreesboro, are you? That's the "Blue State" sister city. The extra "S" is for Sharia. Or socialism. Or something.
"They're like a flock of retarded pigeons, always scared, always flustered, and completely distracted every time they see something shiny."
Coming soon to a theater near you:
"Inherent the Murfreesboro"
From Monkey Trials, to trials put on by monkeys.
Funny how these things are <i>always</i> in Tennessee.
Dear Christians,
Your religion is just as silly.
Signed,
BMW
Hey, wait a second. You aren&#039;t by any chance from Smurfreesboro, are you? That&#039;s the &quot;Blue State&quot; sister city. The extra &quot;S&quot; is for Sharia. Or socialism. Or something.
How about a compromise? They don&#039;t build a mosque there but we stone Newt Gingrich for adultery?
&quot;They&#039;re like a flock of retarded pigeons, always scared, always flustered, and completely distracted every time they see something shiny.&quot;
that is solid gold, quotable wisdom right there.