Coming soon to a theater near you:

"Inherent the Murfreesboro"

From Monkey Trials, to trials put on by monkeys.

Funny how these things are <i>always</i> in Tennessee.

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Dear Christians,

Your religion is just as silly.



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Hey, wait a second. You aren't by any chance from Smurfreesboro, are you? That's the "Blue State" sister city. The extra "S" is for Sharia. Or socialism. Or something.

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How about a compromise? They don't build a mosque there but we stone Newt Gingrich for adultery?

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"They're like a flock of retarded pigeons, always scared, always flustered, and completely distracted every time they see something shiny."

that is solid gold, quotable wisdom right there.

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