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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

as someone who has had their hand more or less up Ms Alba's shirt once (there are rare moments when my job is fun) I can attest that her celebrity breasts aren't that shabby either...

bobbert's avatar

Burn before watching.

bobbert's avatar

Yeah, my choice of parents was bad that way too.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

naw, that's been around for some time. it's slightly less bad than being called a fuckwit...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

"clapsnatch."

they can cure that with penicillin...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

sadly, it's the only time I've worked w/her. that particular show also had Paula Abdul and Pamela Anderson on it so all in all it was kinda fun...

Lefty Mark's avatar

At age 10 (age 10!) I stuffed mailboxes and passed out leaflets up and down Grand River Ave. on behalf of the Johnson/Humphrey ticket. At age 14 I met and shook Senator Robt. Kennedy's hand and then later that year I attended a rally featuring Sen. Muskie in support of the Humphrey/Muskie ticket. At age 15 I marched and demonstrated as part of the October Moratorium to End the War in Vietnam. At age 16 I campaigned on behalf of anti-war candidate Charles Goodell, even though he was a Republican. (The first and so far only time!) At age 17 I marched and demonstrated during the 1971 May Day protests. At age 18 I campaigned for George McGovern. Later that year I voted for the first time, commencing a lifelong habit. At age 20 I rallied and lobbied in my state's capital in protest of proposed cuts in the state's support of its public universities. At age 21 I occupied the university administration building for two days. At age 23 I worked on a phone bank making calls on behalf of a local candidate running on a "green" platform. At age 25 I marched and demonstrated as part of the anti-nuclear movement. At age 27 I attended rallies on behalf of Lt. Gov. Mario Cuomo's bid to become Governor. At age 29 after finishing my overnight shift I headed downtown to the State Capitol to march on behalf of workers and the union movement on Labor Day. At age 39 I attended rallies in support of Clinton/Gore.

No Facebook back then.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

UM, I always just write sideways. Or upside down. Don't all leftists do that?

bobbert's avatar

Jessica Alba's butt, otoh.....

bobbert's avatar

What if you go into your closet to pray, and tweet about it. HUH, JESUS?

bobbert's avatar

It's like people never realized you started out two strides closer to first base.

bobbert's avatar

Oh, he was totally sincere about collecting fees.

bobbert's avatar

Oh, that should be fun. And perfect timing on the Fourth -- I can't imagine that any firecrackers might go off.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I've actually checked in from Hell on FB. Fortunately, most of my friends are as irreverent as I am...