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Quite a few of them, Katie.

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"I thought it was unloaded!" a tearful Hunter explained later.

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Just finish the dang fence!

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Sign him up for the Gun Scouts!

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He's not a "child-soldier" if he's alone; he's just an "armed whack-job."

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Named after Lt. Hunter from 'Hill Street Blues'?

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Cogswell went on to speculate that Harry Potter's magic is no match for a .223 round. "I hope [Harry Potter] can conjure up some Kevlar™ because really he's just flesh and blood, but with magic powers."

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<i>"...he gun was real but “not loaded.”</i>

Who infringed on his Second Amendment rights? Arrest him or her!

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SO much win.

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As a Floridian, it's nice to know that the nuts roll both north and south to the edge of the map.

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