He learned chess in Iceland; he lived in Lesotho, and South Africa during Apartheid. The Cuban Missile Crisis? He remembers that! The "I Have a Dream" speech? He remembers that too! He holds newspapers, and then throws them in the trash! He raised daughters, they have straight teeth! Would you like to learn Jeff Barth's entire life history, set to awesome red-blooded Merkan fiddle music, while he walks through a forest in four minutes and change? Of course you would!
The Zelig of South Dakota.
&lt;snark value=&quot;off&quot;&gt;I think he IS sweet and adorable. I sent him some $$. He is on the right side, seems comfortable with who he is, and obviously has a sense of humor. &lt;/snark&gt;
Ah yes, the &quot;We boomers aren&#039;t going to take responsibility for nothin&#039;&quot; song.
Needs moar Giles Goat-Boy.
that was the longest tracking shot since children of men.
still! sending him kisses and $$$.
Maybe he was wee bit smaller then? Also, don&#039;t they go 400 pounds?
This guy should haven&#039;t written his biography first. And then retired. He must be exhausted by now.
I could only make it to 1:50. Warning: Do not clicky on the video. It&#039;s seconds of your life you&#039;ll never get back.
From his girth, I&#039;d say just another Chris Christie wannabe.
He&#039;s supported by the American Cheese Fries Council.
He makes Donald Trump look like a babbling idiot.