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PubOption's avatar

She already has two bags of silicone in her chest.

PubOption's avatar

You will get more sense out of the two mules.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Drone?

We're back to Joe Lieberman?

TundraGrifter's avatar

A one-L "lama" is a priest.

A two-L "llama" is a beast.

A three-Lama is a damn big fire.

~ Thank you ... Herb Caen!

ValiumNation's avatar

What they don't tell you is the camels aren't turn key and will still need to be fitted out.

chascates's avatar

Don't fall for this trick! Camels are more obstinate than mules and have a tendency to spit.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Duh Gov'Nuh has a nice rack.

If I recall a previous Wonkette blog, she had some work done a while ago.

schmannity's avatar

They drive a shrewd bargain--much better than one Blackhawk and 19 dead Marines for one Somali warlord.

chascates's avatar

I've heard that form used to include the line 'Gifts to natives'. I wished my 1040 had that.

chascates's avatar

'Get Your War On''s clip-art style is art, this was high school graphics project #1.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

<i>...those who want to shrink government down to the size where they can drown it in the bathtub...</i>

Or so small it can fit inside a woman's reproductive organs.