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PubOption's avatar

She already has two bags of silicone in her chest.

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PubOption's avatar

You will get more sense out of the two mules.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Drone?

We're back to Joe Lieberman?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

A one-L "lama" is a priest.

A two-L "llama" is a beast.

A three-Lama is a damn big fire.

~ Thank you ... Herb Caen!

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ValiumNation's avatar

What they don't tell you is the camels aren't turn key and will still need to be fitted out.

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chascates's avatar

Don't fall for this trick! Camels are more obstinate than mules and have a tendency to spit.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Duh Gov'Nuh has a nice rack.

If I recall a previous Wonkette blog, she had some work done a while ago.

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schmannity's avatar

They drive a shrewd bargain--much better than one Blackhawk and 19 dead Marines for one Somali warlord.

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chascates's avatar

I've heard that form used to include the line 'Gifts to natives'. I wished my 1040 had that.

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chascates's avatar

'Get Your War On''s clip-art style is art, this was high school graphics project #1.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

<i>...those who want to shrink government down to the size where they can drown it in the bathtub...</i>

Or so small it can fit inside a woman's reproductive organs.

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