In a move that no one except everyone could have predicted, A&E has reversed its decision to make Duck Dynasty superstar Phil Robertson sit in the have-a-time-out corner and will reinstate him so that A&E can continue to make lots of moneez off rednecks who are really into dudes who make duck-sex sounds:
The other factor is that I think without the Phil guy there would be no show. I assume the executives have been spending the past few days trying to see if some brother or cousin could run the show instead. As long as DD sells $400 million in spinoff swag at Walmart, it's probably worth a bit of brand damage. But the national brand advertisers who sponsor the show may have weaker stomachs than A&E. I imagine they had to be reassured with all sorts of signed indemnifications and contractual promises from Mr Duck.
Well, it&#039;s not basic cable, but <a href="http:\/\/www.sho.com\/sho\/time-of-death\/home" target="_blank"> we can watch people draw their last breath</a> so that&#039;s something.
Now that A&amp;E has restored what is good in Merica for all the cousin-humpers can someone tell me if anyone has actually seen a duck orgasm afore
Ducknasty -- a website that dresses up ducklings in 80&#039;s big-shoulder dresses and little Joan Collins/ Linda Evans wigs. MAKE IT SO, INTERNET!
Between this and Bravo, Cable TV really went to hell when they started pursuing the almighty Nielsen rating. See, Reichwingers? THIS is why we have to fund PBS publicly.
I see what you did there, with the &quot;doesn&#039;t need to come down off the cross because we need the wood&quot; because there is already lots of it (wood, martyrdom, xtian martyrdumb)...
If I had two pounds of fresh dookie, I wouldn&#039;t give her one.
(All true godless pinko LIEbrals are skeered by her courageous truth-tellin&#039;. It&#039;s our doggone pride that keeps us from admitting that the wackiest teabagger leaders are the real Amercians.)
&quot;Sodomy&quot; always keeps &#039;em guessing.
The other factor is that I think without the Phil guy there would be no show. I assume the executives have been spending the past few days trying to see if some brother or cousin could run the show instead. As long as DD sells $400 million in spinoff swag at Walmart, it&#039;s probably worth a bit of brand damage. But the national brand advertisers who sponsor the show may have weaker stomachs than A&amp;E. I imagine they had to be reassured with all sorts of signed indemnifications and contractual promises from Mr Duck.
The key word there is &quot;pretend&quot;.
Well, it&#039;s not basic cable, but <a href="http:\/\/www.sho.com\/sho\/time-of-death\/home" target="_blank"> we can watch people draw their last breath</a> so that&#039;s something.
Now that A&amp;E has restored what is good in Merica for all the cousin-humpers can someone tell me if anyone has actually seen a duck orgasm afore
Because there&#039;s better uses for poop ?
Yup, in these troubled times there must be all kinds of things she&#039;s considered doing and then abandoned...
I&#039;ll have the Dynasty Duck with the Homo salsa
so easy a redneck can do it...
Why would you put that sentence out on the innernets? Sadist.
Ducknasty -- a website that dresses up ducklings in 80&#039;s big-shoulder dresses and little Joan Collins/ Linda Evans wigs. MAKE IT SO, INTERNET!
Between this and Bravo, Cable TV really went to hell when they started pursuing the almighty Nielsen rating. See, Reichwingers? THIS is why we have to fund PBS publicly.
Di longer you read, di verse it gets!
I see what you did there, with the &quot;doesn&#039;t need to come down off the cross because we need the wood&quot; because there is already lots of it (wood, martyrdom, xtian martyrdumb)...
Right, that is what you did? Right?
Yeah, well, I&#039;d be a better <i>mother</i> than Bristol Palin. Even though I&#039;m male.
I once saw Howard the Duck get it on with Lea Thompson, does that count?
If I had two pounds of fresh dookie, I wouldn&#039;t give her one.
(All true godless pinko LIEbrals are skeered by her courageous truth-tellin&#039;. It&#039;s our doggone pride that keeps us from admitting that the wackiest teabagger leaders are the real Amercians.)