Our favorite American Family Association blogger, Bryan Fischer, took to the organization's blog on Election Day to write about the issue that was on every voter's mind: "tax-payer funded contraception." For too long America has had a method to have sex without having babies, and we have to work quickly to end this right now because, as Fischer says, the "utter disaster I call MussoliniCare may soon make contraception free (which means everybody else pays for it) to women in the U.S." This country is barely making enough babies as it is.
Masculine Jesus done put a hole in Bryan Fischer&#039;s baby batter bag? Why do I suspect instead, he is violating <strike>re</strike><i>di</i>ctums, leaving no extra shitperson seeds to empoopen his wife&#039;s uterus with?
I have to assume he&#039;s got a long-form &quot;My Cock Doesn&#039;t Work&quot; certificate with which he can finally prove his reason for not having a third child?
I got a vasectomy so I wouldn&rsquo;t accidentally have any kids. I recall what I was like as a child and I didn&rsquo;t want to subject myself to something like myself. I&rsquo;m happy to go through the motions but 3 kids ain&rsquo;t happening.
I once met a guy who had a booth at the university I was attending and his shtick was that the world was under populated and the entire population of the USA could live comfortably in Fort Lauderdale Florida. I was astounded at his claim and asked what would they do with all the shit these people would produce. He didn&rsquo;t answer me.
Reminds &#039;em of their underaged girl-friend.
Masculine Jesus done put a hole in Bryan Fischer&#039;s baby batter bag? Why do I suspect instead, he is violating <strike>re</strike><i>di</i>ctums, leaving no extra shitperson seeds to empoopen his wife&#039;s uterus with?
Or O&#039;Donnell Crotch.
I have to assume he&#039;s got a long-form &quot;My Cock Doesn&#039;t Work&quot; certificate with which he can finally prove his reason for not having a third child?
Sorry to rain non-semen on your parade, but Bry here did say he didn&#039;t much approve of bastard kids.
So plan on becoming Mormon, I guess?
and jail terms. don&#039;t forget jail terms.
And these are the asswads in control of the country now? Jesus wept.
I got a vasectomy so I wouldn&rsquo;t accidentally have any kids. I recall what I was like as a child and I didn&rsquo;t want to subject myself to something like myself. I&rsquo;m happy to go through the motions but 3 kids ain&rsquo;t happening.
I once met a guy who had a booth at the university I was attending and his shtick was that the world was under populated and the entire population of the USA could live comfortably in Fort Lauderdale Florida. I was astounded at his claim and asked what would they do with all the shit these people would produce. He didn&rsquo;t answer me.