Yesterday, President Obama awarded the Medal of Honor to Army Staff Sgt. Sal Giunta for putting himself in the line of fire to save two comrades during an ambush in Afghanistan in October 2007. But however much courage it took to do that, the American Family Association's Bryan Fischer
I often think back to the story of Jesus acting all butch, when, while being arrested to be taken in and tortured to death, that "nancy boy" Simon Peter intervened by stepping in and cutting the ear off one of the centurions with his sword. Jesus, being the stud muffin that he was picked the ear up, did some abracadabra shit and rebuffed Peter for being such a fucking wuss.
Wait, that seems backwards, somehow. Mr. Fischer, HELP!
Does "mortal wound," perhaps in ancient Aramaic or something, actually mean "lying cunt"?
Because that would make sense: Jesus inflicted this <i>lying cunt</i>, Bryan Fischer, upon us all. Manly Jesus, please, heal us of this wound.
<i>I would suggest our culture has become so<b> feminized </b>that we have become squeamish at the thought of the valor that is expressed in killing enemy soldiers through acts of bravery. </i>
A Mama Grizzly would have killed everyone, our soldiers included, to show how much she loves Jesus and America.
I don&#039;t think that this guy realizes that we basically give Medals of Honor for doing stuff like RISKING YOUR LIFE to save others, not getting the highest body count.
I got 404s on both of those links. They must have realized how dumb it was to say those things.
I often think back to the story of Jesus acting all butch, when, while being arrested to be taken in and tortured to death, that &quot;nancy boy&quot; Simon Peter intervened by stepping in and cutting the ear off one of the centurions with his sword. Jesus, being the stud muffin that he was picked the ear up, did some abracadabra shit and rebuffed Peter for being such a fucking wuss.
Wait, that seems backwards, somehow. Mr. Fischer, HELP!
Nice rhyme!
I thought at first you meant &quot;Where The Wild Things Are&quot; which is probably more Fischer&#039;s level anyway.
Does &quot;mortal wound,&quot; perhaps in ancient Aramaic or something, actually mean &quot;lying cunt&quot;?
Because that would make sense: Jesus inflicted this <i>lying cunt</i>, Bryan Fischer, upon us all. Manly Jesus, please, heal us of this wound.
Verily I say unto thee, this time it&#039;s personal, motherfucker!
<i>I would suggest our culture has become so<b> feminized </b>that we have become squeamish at the thought of the valor that is expressed in killing enemy soldiers through acts of bravery. </i>
A Mama Grizzly would have killed everyone, our soldiers included, to show how much she loves Jesus and America.
I think of more like a laying on of hands...for healing!
Yes...but Vampire Jesus gave his blood for you...now he wants it back.
Feminization, eh? So, you ladies DO have cooties?
I don&#039;t think that this guy realizes that we basically give Medals of Honor for doing stuff like RISKING YOUR LIFE to save others, not getting the highest body count.