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<i>"She became both a Christian and an American"</i>

Pretty sure she was an American -- in the most literal sense -- before the English showed up.

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OK. We've changed the history of slavery, of the treatment of Native Americans, and of how FDR was a giant socialist. We are now a nation singled out by God, destined to stride the globe like a Colossus, and the world's Policeman/Culture Corrupter/HFCS manufacturer. Can we do this without the loudest morons in the media trying to frighten us about our fellow citizens, different religions, foreign nationals, education, science, etc.?

No, I didn't think so.

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...who said anything about a date?!

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He's really redefining asshole so, in that sense, I guess he's kind of impressive. I often wonder how people get to be like this subhuman tool. Fischer is totally self centered, devoid of empathy, incapable of admitting he is wrong and does nothing to make the his tiny little world a better place. I hope I live longer than this rancid fart so I can poop on his grave... daily.

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I keep thinking we're going to find out this guy is a Poe and the whole thing was some sort of joke. Can anyone REALLY be such an insensitive, self-righteous jerk? I guess the answer is yes.

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...well my family is Nigerian and we remember how grateful we were when the British "discovered" us.

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You can't teach an old dogma new tricks. -Dorothy Parker

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...should I go with the Xanax and Jack Daniels or would you consider this a more formal non-forcible rape(i.e. Ruffies)? You only have one chance to make an impression and I don't want her to think I'm cheap!

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...dear honored sir

I am Chief Angry of the Blak Guy tribe and I am contacting you in reference to a business proposal...

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Wait til you see the outcome of the compassion contest.

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...whiter than Michael Steele? I think not!

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...in history, why is the word "discover" and "steal" so interchangeable? If I ever decide to steal a car or rob a house(I am blakk, its just a matter of time) I think I know what my defense will be!

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...my neighbor has my lawn mower and shears and hasn't returned them, does this mean I can kidnap his 19yr daughter?! Please say yes!!!

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...I'm still waiting on the results on what constitutes "rape"!!!

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