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Bubba Weep's avatar

Girl cows got horns?

(just a city slicker -- or maybe that should be "slacker" -- here)

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Technically, all cows are girl cows. The boys are called bulls.

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I need to know this.

When the researchers finished their studies, did they take the brooms back?

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Good question! I hope they let her have at least one. Sounds like she does have other implements already provided by her human guardian, who is very proud of her.

Pere Ubu's avatar

Are you the ones who linked me to this? Because it showed up in my YouTube night before last and it made cold cynical me SO HAPPY.

Still, now I'm wondering - when she wants to flip the broom around, can she maneuver it with her mouth, or does she spit it out and pick it up again?

Babe Paley's avatar

That cow is adorable!

Runfastandwin's avatar

Veronika the Cow

can scratch her back

whenever she wants to

imagine that

Resource NW's avatar

According to Sir pTerry Pratchett Cows have two brains. I wonder which one figured all this out, and has she told the other one? (The mother of invention is always a female.)

Bubba Weep's avatar

Try telling that to Frank Zappa.

Shallow state's avatar

Is it just me, or does that gif make other people have to run to the bathroom to apply some Cetaphil?

Resource NW's avatar

Bag Balm.

Bubba Weep's avatar

Any relation to L Frank Balm?

Corvid Opera's avatar

There is so much we don’t know about the creatures with whom we share the planet. If we could stop pre-judging and projecting and just start observing, what could we learn?

Antifa Commander's avatar

Ooh, Veronika cow, big whoop! What about Betty cow, huh?

Bubba Weep's avatar

"Don't have a cow, man."

Idioms. Gotta love 'em.

Menotsure's avatar

Cash Cow

Veronika could make some cash

If she went out on tour

Because it is a simple case

Of I'll scratch my back

You scratch yours

Michael's avatar

Cow-a-bunga!

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Oh sure, everyone's marveling now, but next thing you know it'll be pitchforks and automatic weapons and a widespread, riotous cowvolution.

Michael's avatar

Today the pasture, tomorrow the world. An existential threat to hooman dominance

Martini Glambassador's avatar

I, for one, am looking forward to my new bovine overlords.

Michael's avatar

Yeah, they can be bought off with hay!

Bubba Weep's avatar

There's a joke about "The Say-Hay Kid" lurking in there to be teased out, but I'm too lazy.

imissthosesparks TYFYATTM's avatar

Holy cow!

Michael's avatar

Amazing! Animals are a lot more intelligent than we give them credit for.

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Aww. From https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/first-ever-flexible-tool-use-seen-in-a-cow-suggests-livestock-are-smarter

β€œThere are around 1.5 billion heads of cattle in the world, and humans have lived with them for at least 10,000 years. It’s shocking that we’re only discovering this now,” Osuna-MascarΓ³ says. β€œWe know more about the tool use of exotic animals on remote islands than we do about the cows we live with. However, we are now starting to be sensitive enough to observe them and give, at least to a few of them, the life they deserve, one in which they have the opportunity to play, interact with objects, and discover how to use them on their own.”

TootsStansbury πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Wait’ll she figures out how to wield an axe.

Lesley Houghton's avatar

She's a good one that cow. Psoriasis has gotten the best of her. But she persists!

Mark Linimon's avatar

Why does David Brooks still have a job?

Thomas B.'s avatar

Zog almighty, that article on the Oakland PD. A cop making almost $900K for reviewing traffic collisions? I need to rethink my career choices.

JCfromNC's avatar

Holy mother of pearl, that article about the cop and his overtime pay. Sweet gig if you can get it, I guess, because it sounds like about 80% of his hours are bullshit.

JCfromNC's avatar

I'm sure someone pointed this out already, but the link that's supposed to go to the court order about telling DHS to stop sending people to Texas and bring back all the ones already sent there, instead goes to the Wonkette PayPal donation site.

eddi-SABH's avatar

https://premium.boingboing.net/i/186366349/charges-announced-for-man-who-squirted-vinegar-on-ilhan-omar "The incident was notable not only for the alarming attack on a House representative, but her own forceful response: Omar pursued Kazmierczak afterward and readied to punch him, but he was tackled by security before she got a lick in." Trump must have been hiding under the Resolute Desk after he heard this.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Not all heroes wear capes. Some train crows.

Queroloustwo's avatar

There is a new christofascist group slinking into the poolitical arena. They want to overturn Obergefell, claiming that same sex marriage is child abuse! They call themselves Greater Than and are using as their logo a distortion of the Human Rights Campaign's logo, a yellow equals sign on a blue background. These cretins have adopted a yellow greater than sign on a blue background as their logo. They failed to notice that the greater than sign puts the greater on the left.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

I hope Marimar Martinez sues the shit out of the federal government people like Tricia McGlaughlin.

Bubba Weep's avatar

That header picture's nothing but a bunch of bull.

Queroloustwo's avatar

There is a new christofascist group slinking into the poolitical areana. They want to overturn Obergefell, claiming that same sex marriage is child abuse! They call themselves Greater Than and are using as their logo a distortion of the Human Rights Campaign's logo, a yellow equals sign on a blue background. These cretins have adopted a yellow greater than sign on a blue background as their logo. They failed to notice that the greater than sign puts the greater on the left.

Lucius's avatar

That dude with the crows is a real life Chaotic Good Druid.

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Re: that Oakland cop, I used to work for a state agency that worked hand in hand with the highway patrol, our state police. They routinely "work" overtime running security for highway construction or maintenance projects, and also on film sets statewide. They were allowed to take paid time off on a regular workday to pull an overtime shift doing security. Sketchy enough, but then their agency also had to call in another officer on their day off on overtime to cover for the other officer who took the day off with pay to work an overtime shift elsewhere. Fucking bullshit.

Littorally Speaking's avatar

LOL πŸΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈβœŠ

https://youtube.com/shorts/MSiexBQGLjQ?si=l2I8oF6Hl8R9u6I3

(Music’s annoying AF, but it’s the thought that counts!)

Rick in CO's avatar

Jesus H. Tap Dancing Christ, how do they even find these cretins?

Among the new hires at CBS announced by Bari Weiss is a doctor who has claimed that he has reduced his biological age by 20 years with therapies including cold plunges; that cod liver oil can treat autism and that conditions like Alzheimer’s and dementia can be reversed with the kind of nutritional supplements he also sells on his online store.

Mark Linimon's avatar

My take is that "this is not a repeat post from 1899".