OK to be totally honest, we'd pretty much completely forgotten about Mitt Romney. Sure, Mittens gave us some high comedy like binders full of women and we couldn't get enough of his failed attempts to behave as a human, but he just became a misty water-colored memory months ago. But - we were wrong to forget about Mitt and to overlook his
I wish the hurricane hadn't happened when it did because it gave the president a chance to look presidential.” I read that, and then I thought of that mother who watched her two little boys being swept away, helpless to save them. And then I thought, "Fuck you, Mitt. Fuck you very much."
Yes, how DARE Obama look presidential adroitly dealing with a major national catastrophe?!!! That was a total gimme; even a moron cretin of a president like Obama could do that, instead of eating cake and flying over the peasants as they drowned! I mean, what kind of president would do THAT?
I'm glad Egg is finally getting out of the house. Consuela needs the break from brushing Senora's hair all day as she weeps in a mirror. Maybe now she can finally explore her LOVE FOR WOMEN that she told us about.
"I just wanted to be real" - Romney
What's painful is that 3 billion years form now when the aliens show up to investigate our long gone civilization, Mittens will be the only one there to tell them about us. That is fucked, people.
It's funny because of how all the fundies keep claiming that this or that storm is caused by God, in his displeasure.
I would like to watch their fuses short trying to explain why God wanted the Muslim Usurper to win the election, when his Chosen Mormon was so clearly the front-runner before the storm.
<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=AzPpV4xKQlI" target="_blank">This may be the Sweetie Bot functionality Mitt was trying for</a>, but if so, it was about as effective in his case as it was for Sweetie Bot.
if anyone is still reading, my bff and i read this last night (we were reminiscing about the november good times) and it&#039;s kinda on topic.
and a really <i>interesting</i> powerpoint. <a href="http://engagedc.com/downloa..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://engagedc.com/download/Inside%20the%20Cave....">http://engagedc.com/downloa...
As a religious man, isn&#039;t Romney saying that God wanted him to lose?
What does Egg think?
Nobody can explain it.
I wish the hurricane hadn&#039;t happened when it did because it gave the president a chance to look presidential.&rdquo; I read that, and then I thought of that mother who watched her two little boys being swept away, helpless to save them. And then I thought, &quot;Fuck you, Mitt. Fuck you very much.&quot;
Yes, how DARE Obama look presidential adroitly dealing with a major national catastrophe?!!! That was a total gimme; even a moron cretin of a president like Obama could do that, instead of eating cake and flying over the peasants as they drowned! I mean, what kind of president would do THAT?
I&#039;m glad Egg is finally getting out of the house. Consuela needs the break from brushing Senora&#039;s hair all day as she weeps in a mirror. Maybe now she can finally explore her LOVE FOR WOMEN that she told us about.
&quot;I just wanted to be real&quot; - Romney
What&#039;s painful is that 3 billion years form now when the aliens show up to investigate our long gone civilization, Mittens will be the only one there to tell them about us. That is fucked, people.
Question: How do you kick a puppy in a cage on the roof from the driver&#039;s seat? This seems hazardous.
The only thing that blew harder than Sandy was Mitt.
It&#039;s funny because of how all the fundies keep claiming that this or that storm is caused by God, in his displeasure.
I would like to watch their fuses short trying to explain why God wanted the Muslim Usurper to win the election, when his Chosen Mormon was so clearly the front-runner before the storm.
Mmmmmmm, I give up.
Em, you have any ideas?
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<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=AzPpV4xKQlI" target="_blank">This may be the Sweetie Bot functionality Mitt was trying for</a>, but if so, it was about as effective in his case as it was for Sweetie Bot.
Hey. Hurricanes cause the destruction of homes, jobs, and lives.
Which means that they are an excellent opportunity to start handing out bootstraps.
Bootstraps are what people really need, not homes, or jobs, or lives.
Not even Neo from the Matrix could dodge 5,000,000 of those.