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fuflans's avatar

if anyone is still reading, my bff and i read this last night (we were reminiscing about the november good times) and it's kinda on topic.

and a really <i>interesting</i> powerpoint. <a href="http://engagedc.com/downloa..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://engagedc.com/download/Inside%20the%20Cave....">http://engagedc.com/downloa...

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diogenez's avatar

As a religious man, isn't Romney saying that God wanted him to lose?

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diogenez's avatar

What does Egg think?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Nobody can explain it.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I wish the hurricane hadn't happened when it did because it gave the president a chance to look presidential.” I read that, and then I thought of that mother who watched her two little boys being swept away, helpless to save them. And then I thought, "Fuck you, Mitt. Fuck you very much."

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Yes, how DARE Obama look presidential adroitly dealing with a major national catastrophe?!!! That was a total gimme; even a moron cretin of a president like Obama could do that, instead of eating cake and flying over the peasants as they drowned! I mean, what kind of president would do THAT?

I'm glad Egg is finally getting out of the house. Consuela needs the break from brushing Senora's hair all day as she weeps in a mirror. Maybe now she can finally explore her LOVE FOR WOMEN that she told us about.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

"I just wanted to be real" - Romney

What's painful is that 3 billion years form now when the aliens show up to investigate our long gone civilization, Mittens will be the only one there to tell them about us. That is fucked, people.

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Shypixel's avatar

Question: How do you kick a puppy in a cage on the roof from the driver's seat? This seems hazardous.

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schmannity's avatar

The only thing that blew harder than Sandy was Mitt.

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Shypixel's avatar

It's funny because of how all the fundies keep claiming that this or that storm is caused by God, in his displeasure.

I would like to watch their fuses short trying to explain why God wanted the Muslim Usurper to win the election, when his Chosen Mormon was so clearly the front-runner before the storm.

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Shypixel's avatar

Mmmmmmm, I give up.

Em, you have any ideas?

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Shypixel's avatar

<em>The comment above has been certified to be 100% libel free.</em>

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Mahousu's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=AzPpV4xKQlI" target="_blank">This may be the Sweetie Bot functionality Mitt was trying for</a>, but if so, it was about as effective in his case as it was for Sweetie Bot.

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Shypixel's avatar

Hey. Hurricanes cause the destruction of homes, jobs, and lives.

Which means that they are an excellent opportunity to start handing out bootstraps.

Bootstraps are what people really need, not homes, or jobs, or lives.

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Shypixel's avatar

Not even Neo from the Matrix could dodge 5,000,000 of those.

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