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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

'New shit' has come to light!

fuflans's avatar

i wonder when sarah will tweet about o'bama's commencement address slam at reality tv stars.

blood libel and all...

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Or "the primary".

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Gotta love how his network intervened.

Thanks, Kabletown/GE Sheinhardt NBC Universal!

fuflans's avatar

that's a hell of a long tweet.

The Quirk's avatar

You still have Gopfather Herman Caine.

The Quirk's avatar

Y'know, pro-wrassler Rick "The Model" Martel mock-marketed an odor named "Arrogance" for his gimmick. Of course, he only sprayed it into his opponent's eyes; Gawd knows what The Donald would do w/ it.

chascates's avatar

Now we can concentrate on serious contenders such as Newt Gingrich and Michele Bachmann.

PsycWench's avatar

I predict the Dollar Tree, myself.

chascates's avatar

According to a recent poll when asked about a presidency of Sarah Palin, Newt Gingrich, or Michele Bachmann 64% chose suicide.

Fartknocker's avatar

Donald TurdRump and Huckabee are nothing but grandstanding asshats. Huckabee is the worst of the two because he couldn't give two shits about the people - for him its all about the GOP: <a href="http://blog.worshiptheglitc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://blog.worshiptheglitch.com/post/5519776071/...">http://blog.worshiptheglitc...

As much I dislike Donnie, he does build things and spends money which employs people. Huckabee's only contribution was __________. Damn I cannot think of one contribution by Mike.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

This is a huge disappointment for me. I had already written snarky wonkette comments for the inevitable Trump stories about... - his affair with underage waitress ("show me the birth certificate") - his favorite hooker ("lower the fucking price") - his cloning experiments ("I'm born again")

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Trump is not running but what about his hair? Hold on to your wigs!

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Chicken. Buck, buck, buck, buck*

*Chicken clucking sound.