This should play well in Missouri next year: House majority leader Eric Cantor (R-Meanie) has blocked federal disaster-relief help for Joplin, where anincrediblestorm and tornado killed at least 122 people and leveled much of the town. Police and firefighters and ambulance workers are still pulling victims from the rubble, and the Republican House is saying no help for these people from the
Koch Industries will be happy to lend them bootstraps, at 28% interest. Oh, and due to unexpected demand, the price has gone up 150%. Free markets and all that, you know.
If you want a sudden flood of money from the GOP, you tell them the Taliban were behind the tornado. Next thing you know, you've got billions for reconstruction, and billions more for a national tornado detection, evaluation, and warning system. Preferably involving checkpoints where traveling weather systems are X-rayed for hidden vortices.
I think it would have to be "Joplin, Inc., a wholly-owned subsidiary of Koch Industries." That should get them sucked into a veritable tornado of cash.
Non-starter. According to the GOP manual, a brain-dead corpse is just like a fetus, and is entitled to the full protection of the law. And has the right to carry a loaded pistol to defend itself against godless democrats, socialists, and communists. And gets an honorary NRA membership card and bumper sticker, also.
There are galleries in NYC that will put it on the walls when you're done. Good luck!
And stands up when needed.
Koch Industries will be happy to lend them bootstraps, at 28% interest. Oh, and due to unexpected demand, the price has gone up 150%. Free markets and all that, you know.
I got Pawlenty of nuttin...
Extra chromosome, actually, but yeah.
I think it's Mittens they want to hold underwater.
Ignore the Koch behind the curtain...
You should hear it in a solid sterling Bostonian accent!
They both dump shit on people many miles away.
If you want a sudden flood of money from the GOP, you tell them the Taliban were behind the tornado. Next thing you know, you've got billions for reconstruction, and billions more for a national tornado detection, evaluation, and warning system. Preferably involving checkpoints where traveling weather systems are X-rayed for hidden vortices.
Just don't plagiarize, OK?
Hey, look at all the bootstraps! <a href="http://tinyurl.com/3bua7pw" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://tinyurl.com/3bua7pw">http://tinyurl.com/3bua7pw</a>
Just help yourself to all you can find.
Shooting themselves in the foot? Are you kidding? The feet are long gone ... they&#039;re at the self-kneecapping stage now.
Well, when it comes to Republican douchebaggery, the material pretty much writes itself, doesn&#039;t it?
I think it would have to be &quot;Joplin, Inc., a wholly-owned subsidiary of Koch Industries.&quot; That should get them sucked into a veritable tornado of cash.
Non-starter. According to the GOP manual, a brain-dead corpse is just like a fetus, and is entitled to the full protection of the law. And has the right to carry a loaded pistol to defend itself against godless democrats, socialists, and communists. And gets an honorary NRA membership card and bumper sticker, also.