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second row.

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for the paranoid who has almost finished collecting the whole set.

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If we take the guns from the sociopaths then only the psychopaths will have guns.

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You should use your Obamaphone and check on that but I'm guessing, yes...

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The mullet destroyed its sex life amongst females outside the ole family tree...well the mullet, the rotting teeth, the giant confederate flag on its greasy t-shirt, the massively distended beer gut and nearly bald top of the head....

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Were the Bandidos the good guys with the guns or the Cossacks the good guys with the guns?

Obviously that reporter doesn't know that to TeaThuglicans, the answer is always MORE GUNS!

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If only Tejas did not have to deploy its National Guard to protect against the Jade Helm 15 aided Chinese invasion through the tunnels under Walmart instead of at the minor skirmish outside the titty restaurant, this would not be necessary.

Thanks, Obama.

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Depends, how strong is that glass, and is an ax handy nearby to break it? Do you have to wear goggles so that flying glass does not take out your eye?

Why do you insist on requiring that glass shield? Heck, it might take so long to break that glass that the cops might get there sooner.

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And of course, whenever a biker buys a gun and is chatting with the clerk about to ring up his purchase, he always says, "By the way, I'm a biker planning to use this to blow my rivals away. That's cool, right?"

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this particular snark rant sounds a little weird if there is any truth to rumors that all 9 deaths were caused by cops firing into a crowd. Or maybe that rumor is just another RWNJ's fever dream.

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I was just thinking that you could cut yourself on all that broken glass.

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I read the cops are blaming the management for "encouraging" all the biker scum. Not sure what that means.

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As my father pointed out, burglars don't carry guns; but they're quick to steal guns, because they can sell them to the crazy people.

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As usual, Fox News has the best suggestion. Rather than jailing all those decent white good-guy gun-shootin' bikers in Texas for life sentences for 1st degree murder, which would gosh, clog up the court system and cost the state money and all, why not this?

http://radio.foxnews.com/20...

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The Guardian says the Twin Peaks Shootout was billed as "a Sunday afternoon get together...to discuss legislation, lobbying, and cooperation". No shit...the Tweaker Rotary Club Breakfast. Pastries and orange juice available...brass knuckles and AKs on request. Don't forget to leave bullets for the Children's Ammo Drive.

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No trip to Stockholm for you, Bubba. This Nobel ceremony is at the Waco QuickMart.

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