Mark this one as "huge surprise to nobody": Louisiana congressdouche Vance McAllister, the Jesus-humpin' family-values fella who was caught on video K-I-S-S-I-N-G an office aide who was also his best friend's wife, has announced that he will not be seeking re-election,
I thought only Democratic politicians had to quit when caught cheating on their wives? "Family Values" Republicans just need to pray to Jesus, and get back to work. Just ask Newt.
<em>Vance McAllister also explained that Kelly was accompanying him back to Washington &ldquo;because she knows it&rsquo;s going to be a firestorm when I get there and she didn&rsquo;t want me to face it alone,&rdquo; and presumably because there&rsquo;s just no way he could possibly keep it in his pants were she not there to watch his every move.</em>
Well, at least until she figures out how to implant the tracking device in his neck...
<i>We figure Congress is a lot like junior high school that way</i>
Junior high school libel!!11!
Use the Butthurt, Luke.
I thought only Democratic politicians had to quit when caught cheating on their wives? &quot;Family Values&quot; Republicans just need to pray to Jesus, and get back to work. Just ask Newt.
<em>Vance McAllister also explained that Kelly was accompanying him back to Washington &ldquo;because she knows it&rsquo;s going to be a firestorm when I get there and she didn&rsquo;t want me to face it alone,&rdquo; and presumably because there&rsquo;s just no way he could possibly keep it in his pants were she not there to watch his every move.</em>
Well, at least until she figures out how to implant the tracking device in his neck...
That&#039;s not where I think it should go.