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Michael's avatar

Q: What happened to the dog who finally caught the rhino he was chasing?

A: He became the world’s first "flat" retriever!

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Rhino and puppy romp and play.

Antifa Commander's avatar

Rhino and puppy!

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I once rented a country house and the landlord's cattle in the field next to the house had calves late winter and watching them play like puppies was always a joy.

The Golden Hamster's avatar

Baby rhino, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

Run away, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

Safe at last, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

It's the end, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

The Wanderer's avatar

Shepherds are a so-called working breed.

This pooch has his work cut out for him.

𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

Imagine the shock of any dog that's out in the wilds and happens across a full-grown rhino that sees him and thinks it's his old friend Shiloh...

The Wanderer's avatar

"Unwelcome surprise" doesn't quite describe it.

Menotsure's avatar

The German Shepherd's working hard

Herding his rhino in the yard

This good doggie has a deep wish

That the rhino was more sheepish.

Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

Brilliant! Interestingly enough, the Germans have a word for that: Sehnsucht. Cool, huh? Although this dog seems to be pretty darn happy with his life!

Speaking of happy dogs, how's Juan doing?

Menotsure's avatar

A bit post breakfast snoozey, right now.

By the way, I know that feeling well.

Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

Now that's the life. Please give him some scritches for me!

Free beach's avatar

Butterflies have certainly changed this timeline!

-Ann and Nancy Wilson.

Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

A group of rhinos is called a crash? The things I learn here.

Tommy Mo's avatar

What do you call two or three crows hanging around?

Attempted murder

Miss Grundy's avatar

It's zoomy time!!!!!

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Rhizoom

Runfastandwin's avatar

The Dog and The Rhino

came out to play

they ran to and fro

and they did it all day

tehbaddr's avatar

"Now you charge and chase me!"

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

That was definitely a “wait, what?” It looks like an ordinary back yard with the dog playing with…a yard rhino.

kmblue187's avatar

Happy hippo and delighted doggy having fun!

But wait until that baby grows a horn.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Damn. Babby rhino is fast as fuck.

freakishlystrong's avatar

Man, baby rhinocori are cute AF. But remember, folks, they're fast and they're dangerous, you know, wild animals. No selfies.

John Thorstensen's avatar

I'm sure I speak for many others in the Wonketeer commentariat who happen to be men over 65, when I reaffirm that Trump has been upside down with ME for a LONG time.

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Wow, Janet Mills has dropped out of the Maine Senate primary, saying she has run out of money. Boston Globe: https://archive.ph/r2mn3

John Thorstensen's avatar

Nawt being a Mainah, I'm not sure if I should be happy or sad about this. Thoughts? Is this bad news for Paul LePage, I hope?

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

All I know is that Platner is much more likely than Mills would have been to defeat Susan Collins in the general and flip that seat to the Democrats.

John Thorstensen's avatar

Splindid. When I heard the news, I was very concerned.

Birb-General of the US's avatar

Good to see Rebecca live on tape and hear her voice after all these years of only still photos. Sounds real good.

The Covfefes ASAP!'s avatar

Just learned today is Vietnam Reunification Day. Wen America Reunification?

Tetman Callis's avatar

There is no endgame for the war with Iran because America does not enter into wars to finish them. America enters into wars to perpetuate them. It is the nation's biggest business and has been for the past 85 years.

Christopher Bosch's avatar

Can someone explain why my real name appears instead of my handle and why my every post appears twice? Ever since I lost my last phone everything has gone to shit.

rawrtigerlily's avatar

I’m not seeing your posts twice. Did you already delete the duplicates?

I can’t speak to exactly what sorcery has changed your account name, maybe just a “restoration” to a really old saved status of your account info.

If you go to the settings you should be able to change your user name back.

(On phone go to the three lines at the top right, click, then scroll down and you’ll find the settings link)

Gracie's avatar

How I wish we could stop figuring out women are cool and correct after the fact, and start realizing it in real time.

Gracie's avatar

How I wish we could all stop figuring out that women are cool and correct after the fact, and do it in real time.

weejee's avatar

Rhino-Doggo delight.

RCS's avatar

I’ll take a pass on reevaluating Lena Dunham. From the stuff with her sister to Aurora Perrineau to Odell Beckham Jr., she’s shown us repeatedly who she is.

John Thorstensen's avatar

While I have heard her name, I am otherwise unaware of her. This may be a mercy.

GiggleSnort's avatar

I was actually watching a little bit of TV news on the plane ride home, and there was a whole lot of coverage of the King and Queen's visit. Yawn. You can tell we don't have a left-wing press, because no one was pointing out that King Charles is as useless as tits on a boar.

SkeptiKC's avatar

There isn't anything in the way of good news this morning.

Nutz.

ziggywiggy's avatar

How about something sweet.

Someone sent Harry treats, most of which he loves. But he didn't like the freeze dried salmon. I had a bag and half of them so i put them in a bag with a note that said, my kitty Harry doesn't like this maybe your kitties will. 2 days ago I left it on the door of my neighbors, a family. Neighbors I am just starting to get to know beyond hellos, I know they have 2 kitties. Today there was a card taped to my door.

It was a thank you note.

Their kitties, Cali and Moonlight loved the treats.

And now I also know my neighbor's name.

Noma Larkey's avatar

With the exception of my next-door and across-the-street neighbors, most of the others I "know" in my neighborhood are fellow dog walkers! Our furry family members have a way of bringing strangers together!

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

If it works out, being able to trade dog-sitting favors with neighbor friends is a very nice blessing. The dogs are happy as 8-year-olds at a sleepover.

Kateorite's avatar

I love the way you move through your life Ziggy, you inspire me! Thank you for sharing <3

ziggywiggy's avatar

You're welcome!

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

May I point out with all that Anglo Saxon bullshit, that Haym Solomon was not Anglo Saxon?

SunMoonStars's avatar

Well fuck. I was hoping we'd take the senate also and so far the predictions are too close for comfort. The link thinks Rs keep the senate and VD would be the deciding vote. I can hope for a better outlook as Nov approaches and wears more morons down.

rawrtigerlily's avatar

There’s always a chance a couple of the octogenarians in the senate will also kick the bucket.

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Point estimates on polls are only useful when they are put into trends with other polls. Virtually all polls showing a close Senate race are within the margin of error, meaning it's a crap shoot. Speaking of crap shoots, Kalshi (betting site) keeps giving a little, tiny edge to a blue senate. And has been doing so for some time. A year ago, there was absolutely no chance of a blue senate. So the fact that now the GOP and Dems are neck in neck for a 50/50 Senate is pretty astounding. The Dems have a few good pick up chances - Maine, Alaska and Texas. Long shots, yes, but distinctly less long-shotty than a few months ago.

TerseNurse's avatar

I don't believe polls, especially the predictive type, whether good or bad for our side. The really important thing is a massive voter turnout.

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Virtually none of the campaign polls are predictive. None. The pollsters like to pretend they are, but they're not. What's useful is when multiple polls come up with similar results. So the trend in point estimates has been towards democrats. That's a good thing.

SunMoonStars's avatar

I don't follow polls either but was curious. I was hoping for better. With all that Rs are going to do to stop us from voting then to take to court their losses it's going to be a massive clusterfuck.

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

The Roberts Court, and those shadow puppet masters behind the curtain, will not be happy until they truly become "originalists," and confine suffrage to white male landowners. I guess they'll have to wait until Clarence kicks off before that comes to complete fruition. And because he has the typical Republican disinterest in anything that might happen after his death, I'm sure he doesn't care.

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

Recent rulings really show what a joke "originalism" always was.

rawrtigerlily's avatar

I mean, it’s honest enough if you think the “original intent” was never for women and brown people to have rights or the vote.

But it’s also pretty rich coming from Clarence Thomas and Amy Coney Barrett.

Randy Bender's avatar

Isn't it amazing how words don't mean what their plain reading says that they mean, except for sometimes when they mean the opposite even in back-to-back fictitious 'rulings,' and that what the current Supreme Klux Kort wants happens to be exactly what the Founding Fuckers wanted.