Someone is a little late to this party, hmm? Staff sergeant Moran (his real name, for real, real as they come) heard a totally wicked story "from some guy" that President Obama is a godless robot with a fake human birth certificate. QRAZY, RIGHT? Sergeant Moran is just as freaked out as everyone else, and he has some incoherent demands to make. Moran
AP reports he&#039;s been discharged. (No word on whether it&#039;s &quot;honorable&quot; or not.) So I take it back: he gets no help after all, just gets sent home to live in his birther dad&#039;s basement.
Unless, of course, he wises up to the possibilities of touring the country in a big ol&#039; bus, charging the teabagging rubes for the privilege of listening to him gibber. (I wish this was only snark ... you know damned well they&#039;d lap it up.)
Ever hear of Michele Bachmann?
yeah... I should have said, &quot;selectively blind&quot;.
The 57 varieties of &#039;baggers and &#039;tards infesting the right wing do seem to latch on to a few realities before their imaginations take flight, and the skin tone of the President seems to be high on the list of things they&#039;ve noticed. That, the wars, and the loss of their jobs and/or homes, pretty much covers what they actually do know.
Ooo, they&#039;ve said it, alright. Over and over again. He hears it in his dreams. Why do you think he&#039;s so damn crazy?
This is America; EVERYBODY&#039;S got access to weapons. It&#039;s in the Constitooshun, y&#039;know.
I&#039;m going to read this at the family dinner table at Thanksgiving this year. &quot;And now, the Testimony of SSGT Moran. Never forget.&quot; This will be my response to my teatard brother going on for twenty minutes reading a soporific, mind-numbing, 25 page heap of shit about thanksgiving written by George Washington last year.
same shit that happened in &#039;the ring&#039; and the american remake.
demons down a well.
Yes. Along with being the most fuckable, they are pretty crazy aren&#039;t they?
Yet he&#039;s blind to the facts. Only in the military...
One of those conservatard/teabagger moments that&#039;s so over-the-top stupid, mindless and absurd that it defies satire. The best writers at The Onion are staring at that video, and saying &quot;Shit, there&#039;s no way I can improve on this.&quot;
Does the USAF still do &quot;Section 8&quot; removals? This poor schlub needs (and finally will get) the mental health treatment he needs.
Too bad most birthers don&#039;t have as good a health plan.
See what happens when we let Morans serve openly.
The last time there was a video this senseless and rambling it was shot just before the Heavens Gate cult all decided to take a nap with plastic bags over their heads.
Or maybe it was the most recent Orly Taitz video.
It&#039;s a toss-up.
I thought members of the military needed to be physically fit.
I shudder to think what the loss of this &quot;ophthalmology technician&quot; will do to our defense capabilities.
&quot;Please inform me when you receive this email&quot;
I love to write in emails &quot;Let me know if you don&#039;t get this email.&quot;
Anyway, back to the Moran. I&#039;m pretty sure this is what watching Glenn Beck will do to your brain. Is anyone else concerned that this guy probably has access to weapons?