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PsycWench's avatar

He's kind of a control freak as well.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Ok, but in fairness, "Top Gun" was about the Navy.

Lefty Mark's avatar

I spent much of my senior year in high school drifting along in the wake of Poseidon...

Lefty Mark's avatar

In the Army they don't recite oaths, they mutter them.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I'm looking forward to the froth spewing, brain exploding, rwnj resonse to this.*

*not really

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

It's just as well they've kicked out God. He was never very good at following orders, anyway.

jqheywood's avatar

Uhm...Blue Angels are Navy. The Air Force equivalents are the Thunderbirds. Unite!

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...the last time a pilot refused to say "So help me God" Malaysia airlines flight MH370 went missing!

Ikimizi's avatar

Might as well surrender now. Without Jesus and his Daddy on our side, Allah is going to kick our ass.

jqheywood's avatar

How could I forget the Corps? Semper Fi!

schmannity's avatar

And who was the imposter, Muslim, Athiest, Socialist, Nazi, Manchurian Candidate who was President in 2013?

THANKS OBAMA!

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

They didn’t have to kick out God they could have just substituted: In Buda, Mother Nature, Mohamed, Zeus, Ganesha, Flying Spaghetti Monster, Satan, Ikenga, L Ron Hubbard, Adad, Eric Clapton, Dog, Dyeus, Sulevia, Ra, etc. We trust.