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He's kind of a control freak as well.

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Ok, but in fairness, "Top Gun" was about the Navy.

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I'm a girl.

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I spent much of my senior year in high school drifting along in the wake of Poseidon...

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In the Army they don't recite oaths, they mutter them.

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I'm looking forward to the froth spewing, brain exploding, rwnj resonse to this.*

*not really

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It's just as well they've kicked out God. He was never very good at following orders, anyway.

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Uhm...Blue Angels are Navy. The Air Force equivalents are the Thunderbirds. Unite!

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...the last time a pilot refused to say "So help me God" Malaysia airlines flight MH370 went missing!

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Might as well surrender now. Without Jesus and his Daddy on our side, Allah is going to kick our ass.

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How could I forget the Corps? Semper Fi!

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And who was the imposter, Muslim, Athiest, Socialist, Nazi, Manchurian Candidate who was President in 2013?

THANKS OBAMA!

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They didn’t have to kick out God they could have just substituted: In Buda, Mother Nature, Mohamed, Zeus, Ganesha, Flying Spaghetti Monster, Satan, Ikenga, L Ron Hubbard, Adad, Eric Clapton, Dog, Dyeus, Sulevia, Ra, etc. We trust.

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