While we generally are in favor of moral degenerates here at Wonkette -- we know our audience, after all -- we would be much happier to think that, if we have to have nuclear missile silos at all (couldn't we just convert them to organic hemp farms?), then the men and women staffing them should be the clean-cut super-disciplined teams of steely-eyed cold warriors that we know and love from all those movies, not a bunch of
Nevada Test Site. There's a reason why the huge military reservation has only ever been used to test nuclear weapons (mostly underground) -- there's nothing that is of any strategic value out there. Why would Kim's young'un drop a missile there? The area has already been bombed over hundreds of times! Just don't drink the water or breathe in any of the dust.
In the 80s classic 'war games', John Spencer spends the first 5 minutes of the film expounding the excellence of his girlfriend's pot crop, then wilts into a ball of mush when the orders come down to push the button.
Dabney Coleman then talks the Preznit's aide into automating the whole system, setting in motion a practice run at Judgement Day.
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I&#039;m not saying we won&#039;t get our hair mussed, but an unofficial study which we undertook of this eventuality indicated that pointy-headed geeks like that patent clerk from Ulm might be lost in large numbers, but we would suffer only modest and acceptable civilian casualties from their remaining force.
Nevada Test Site. There&#039;s a reason why the huge military reservation has only ever been used to test nuclear weapons (mostly underground) -- there&#039;s nothing that is of any strategic value out there. Why would Kim&#039;s young&#039;un drop a missile there? The area has already been bombed over hundreds of times! Just don&#039;t drink the water or breathe in any of the dust.
You need to review that training film from the second hatch.
I used to work in a place where every 108 minutes I had to push a button.
It&#039;s a MAD MAD MAD MAD world.
I am OK with this, as long as they keep our precious bodily fluids free from contamination.
They all hate us anyhow. <a href="http://youtu.be/Du3WhHrrNgs" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://youtu.be/Du3WhHrrNgs">http://youtu.be/Du3WhHrrNgs...
In the 80s classic &#039;war games&#039;, John Spencer spends the first 5 minutes of the film expounding the excellence of his girlfriend&#039;s pot crop, then wilts into a ball of mush when the orders come down to push the button.
Dabney Coleman then talks the Preznit&#039;s aide into automating the whole system, setting in motion a practice run at Judgement Day.
who knew War Games was a documentary?
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuclear missile is a good guy with a nuclear missile.
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your fondue is safe from fondling
Cheating on the exams? Didn&#039;t know the material? I guess they forgot that time-honored advice:
&quot;Know nukes&quot;!
&quot;Who&#039;ll be the missile crews&#039; role model, now that their role model is gone gone?&quot;
This sounds like a job for John McCain.
The best part of Montana I found was the center because any direction you traveled from that point meant you were leaving.
only during the previews
Thanks Obama!
Bomb, I need to talk to you.
I&#039;m not saying we won&#039;t get our hair mussed, but an unofficial study which we undertook of this eventuality indicated that pointy-headed geeks like that patent clerk from Ulm might be lost in large numbers, but we would suffer only modest and acceptable civilian casualties from their remaining force.