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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I just flew in from Pocatello and slapped some babby the whole way

Boy are my arms tired...

(Try the veal)

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chascates's avatar

He should have gotten eight months of changing babies' diapers.

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malsperanza's avatar

8 months in prison for slapping a baby? Silly fellow: if he'd killed the kid instead, he'd have been acquitted.

The NRA is right: if only they'd let us bring guns onto planes this sort of tragedy would not have happened. Now, a grieving father is in jail. Is there no justice?

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SpideySenser's avatar

I am so sorry about your son.

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Pookums's avatar

Who the hell slaps a baby in front of their mother? Oh yeah, old entitled white dudes, 8 months in Federal PMitA prison sounds about right.

Frankly I'm surprised she didn't just kill and devour his dumb ass, at least it would have been better than airline food, AMIRITE?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

To be fair, the Gestapo was nearby, and if they had heard the crying baby, they'd have gone all Anne Frank on the passengers' asses.

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Capt.Jim's avatar

O Bamz wins again we know he planted this little knee grow baby just to send the nice gentleman to prison,its all a part of his race take over of Murica and everyone is too dumb to see it your honor

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Incoming Ham's avatar

What they aren't telling you sheeple is that they are not sending him to prison, but a FEMA reeducation camp.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I thought him a veterinarian specializing in ponies.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I can sympathize with him being distraught over his son. Yet he could have told the mother to cherish her son because someday she may find herself on an airplane ready to give <i>anything</i> just to hear her baby cry one more time.

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