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I think people will finally say enough after the Anal Cavity Bomber gets caught and the TSA makes the obvious search procedure changes.

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How about lie detectors instead? With waterboarding as a backup.

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obviously this is why we need the fbi to create more terrorists for us. It's a vertical integration thing.

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Its like paying for a hooker's sexy wet lick smacking at pulling down your pants, when all you get at home is a pee-ew, a cocked head and a concerned look.

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Terrorists have recently used the uterus as well, might as well get ready to read pamphlets like this one to your 5 year old daughter while waiting in line for the TSA to throw her up on a pelvic/OBGYN exam station. <a href="http:\/\/www.youngwomenshealth.org\/pelvicinfo.html" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youngwomenshealth.org/pelvicinfo.html">http://www.youngwomenshealt...

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So its like summer camp for fat kids run by the Catholic church.

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