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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I think people will finally say enough after the Anal Cavity Bomber gets caught and the TSA makes the obvious search procedure changes.

chascates's avatar

How about lie detectors instead? With waterboarding as a backup.

fuflans's avatar

obviously this is why we need the fbi to create more terrorists for us. It's a vertical integration thing.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

Its like paying for a hooker's sexy wet lick smacking at pulling down your pants, when all you get at home is a pee-ew, a cocked head and a concerned look.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

Terrorists have recently used the uterus as well, might as well get ready to read pamphlets like this one to your 5 year old daughter while waiting in line for the TSA to throw her up on a pelvic/OBGYN exam station. <a href="http:\/\/www.youngwomenshealth.org\/pelvicinfo.html" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youngwomenshealth.org/pelvicinfo.html">http://www.youngwomenshealt...

Rarian Rakista's avatar

So its like summer camp for fat kids run by the Catholic church.