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"Young boys popping a grown-man penis, that tastes really well. We'll have you be a coach."

"Wait, what??"

"You know... you're a coach, right? So we'll have boys pop you in the ... area, that <i>tests</i> really well in our polls. People love that. Hilarious."

"Ok, I guess that sounds ok. That's why we pay you the big bucks, huh?"

"Yeah, if there's one thing Pete O'Bear knows, is polls, and kids, and how they come together, to win elections."

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In Buffalo the lefties called him "Jock Kemp." Everyone else there called him "God."

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We're gonna need a bigger cup.

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Denny Hastert Non-libel

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Ernie Pantusso libul!!1!!1!

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Reminds me of the baseball coach running for president on "Veep."

Sports and politics probably shouldn't go together.

I liked Jack Kemp, though. Didn't care for his economics, but a nice guy.

<i> edit: I am still recovering from the Bryan Fischer post from earlier, so my joke making capacity will be dramatically reduced for the next several hours. </i>

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Why would someone running for Senator in MN be coaching kids wearing Boise State Broncos helmets?

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Next time wear a cup, Coach.

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Always a pleasure to meet someone who appreciates the classics.

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