Apparently some poor schmuck is running against Al Franken to represent the great state of Minnesota in the United States Senate. And that guy -- Mike McFadden we guess? -- is taking it to Franken's side of the court or his goal or something (sportsball!) by proving he too knows a little bit about the funny, and that is "getting hit in the balls."
"Young boys popping a grown-man penis, that tastes really well. We'll have you be a coach."
"Wait, what??"
&quot;You know... you&#039;re a coach, right? So we&#039;ll have boys pop you in the ... area, that <i>tests</i> really well in our polls. People love that. Hilarious.&quot;
&quot;Ok, I guess that sounds ok. That&#039;s why we pay you the big bucks, huh?&quot;
&quot;Yeah, if there&#039;s one thing Pete O&#039;Bear knows, is polls, and kids, and how they come together, to win elections.&quot;
Reminds me of the baseball coach running for president on &quot;Veep.&quot;
Sports and politics probably shouldn&#039;t go together.
I liked Jack Kemp, though. Didn&#039;t care for his economics, but a nice guy.
<i> edit: I am still recovering from the Bryan Fischer post from earlier, so my joke making capacity will be dramatically reduced for the next several hours. </i>
&quot;Young boys popping a grown-man penis, that tastes really well. We&#039;ll have you be a coach.&quot;
&quot;Wait, what??&quot;
&quot;You know... you&#039;re a coach, right? So we&#039;ll have boys pop you in the ... area, that <i>tests</i> really well in our polls. People love that. Hilarious.&quot;
&quot;Ok, I guess that sounds ok. That&#039;s why we pay you the big bucks, huh?&quot;
&quot;Yeah, if there&#039;s one thing Pete O&#039;Bear knows, is polls, and kids, and how they come together, to win elections.&quot;
In Buffalo the lefties called him &quot;Jock Kemp.&quot; Everyone else there called him &quot;God.&quot;
We&#039;re gonna need a bigger cup.
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Reminds me of the baseball coach running for president on &quot;Veep.&quot;
Sports and politics probably shouldn&#039;t go together.
I liked Jack Kemp, though. Didn&#039;t care for his economics, but a nice guy.
<i> edit: I am still recovering from the Bryan Fischer post from earlier, so my joke making capacity will be dramatically reduced for the next several hours. </i>
Why would someone running for Senator in MN be coaching kids wearing Boise State Broncos helmets?
Next time wear a cup, Coach.
Always a pleasure to meet someone who appreciates the classics.