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What's his position on cartop dogseats?

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Is it <a href="http:\/\/www.kencollier.org\/graphics\/InternetHappybox.gif" target="_blank">Happy Box</a> time already?

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Having been through the unpleasantness of having a highly trained Doctor remove stitches badly, I can say the very last thing we need is yet another opponent of the 8th Amendment elected to Congress.

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Next up: the tea party candidate who ties a string to his child's abscessed tooth and the other end to a doorknob. That slamming noise you hear is $avings!

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This dad is going to the cheapest retirement home in the world. Well done Pops.

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What we really need to do is make sure the GOP knows that liberals are very much <i>against</i> DIY surgery.

Obama should hold a special press conference about how Obamacare covers things like that, so doing any kinds of self-doctoring, especially surgeries to yourself, is very very bad.

"Using your powered lawn tools to perform (fingerquote) Freedom Surgeries makes all of us in the Obama Administration extremely upset." (Obama frowny face, shaking head disapprovingly)

"Here's my wife Michelle, to tell you that antibiotics, especially those prescribed by any doctors you see under Obamacare, are useful and beneficial."

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Nah, CUMC.<br /><br />I've been stabbed by so many needles this year it'd make a pincushion flinch, but the only guy that really made me vocalize from pain was that one. And I have tricky veins so some of the phlebotomists didn't quite hit the spot first time.

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Did he tell his kid to rub some dirt on it, walk it off and then take a salt tablet?

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One of my great, great, etc. aunts is Mary Baker Eddy and I'm pretty sure even she would say “Seriously, what is wrong with you?”

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Don't get snippy, author of this post.

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Slashing expenditures is always a smart move, and never ever results in bigger problems down the road.

McFadden should do his next ad about buying dented cans and recently expired food for his loved ones - and how this illustrates what great things he'll do to the national budget.

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