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PubOption's avatar

Would the effects of poisoning the buffet at Cracker Barrel be noticed? Probably not if the symptoms looked like a heart attack.

102415's avatar

I always boil the salad for 5 minutes before serving then give some to the neighbors kids. Never had any problems.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Poisoning the human feeding troughs sounds impractical If you really must go the poison food route I would contaminate the Red Bull or Lite beer supply.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Yet another reason to have our salads tossed in the safety and privacy of our own homes.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Kind of puts a damper on the brush fire season doesn't it or is that after Christmas?