Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula -- the same folks who brought you Printer Cartridge Bombs -- flirted briefly with the idea of POISONING SALAD BARS at hotels and restaurants, according to U.S. officials! Yes, this plot would have killed millions of diabetic, salad-loving Americans. Every motel lobby would have been littered with obese corpses, their mouth holes stuffed with tainted croutons and cyanide tomatoes. (This silly terrorist attack would have killed one or two bulimic vegans, and maybe a yoga instructor or something, tops.) Officials say this Threat is "months old, and that it was more in the nature of a discussion of 'tactics' than an actual plot," but you should definitely still be suspicious of salad and vegetables in general. Ergo, the safest place for you and your family to enjoy a nice Christmas meal is the IHOP Denny's minimart across the street from your foreclosed condo. [
Poisoning the human feeding troughs sounds impractical If you really must go the poison food route I would contaminate the Red Bull or Lite beer supply.
Girl, let me warn ya.
Would the effects of poisoning the buffet at Cracker Barrel be noticed? Probably not if the symptoms looked like a heart attack.
I always boil the salad for 5 minutes before serving then give some to the neighbors kids. Never had any problems.
Poisoning the human feeding troughs sounds impractical If you really must go the poison food route I would contaminate the Red Bull or Lite beer supply.
Yet another reason to have our salads tossed in the safety and privacy of our own homes.
Kind of puts a damper on the brush fire season doesn't it or is that after Christmas?