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Mahousu's avatar

You need to turn in your otaku badge. They are actually Ein (aka Eren) and Drei (aka Cal Devens) from <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Phantom_of_Inferno" target="_blank">Phantom of Inferno</a>.

I deny knowing the above, by the way.

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I'm beginning to think that all those years of asking "Ginger or Maryanne?" reflected a serious failure of imagination.

Mahousu's avatar

They are both assassins who were recruited after their families were killed, more or less. Ha ha!

lljktechnogeek's avatar

"Actually, if anyone out there has a working time machine, we would like to volunteer Roy Moore for a mission to go back in time to kill Hitler."

That's a terrible idea! Hitler's like Santa -- if you kill him, you become him. And the last thing we need is for Hitler to be obsessed with the purity of one's ancestry, to scream about Christianity while upholding none of the virtues attributed to it, and to call for the execution of gays and lesbians...

...you know, we may already be too late.

chascates's avatar

Hentai makes a great change of pace from all those ponies, Dok.

Shypixel's avatar

“Without pain, without sacrifice we would have nothing.”

Ҁ• Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

Sorry man. Nothing personal.

Shypixel's avatar

Wait. I thought ponies were Hentai.

Why the hell else are all these adult men watching them?

chascates's avatar

Perhaps I should have said erotic anime? Any scholarly porn addicts care to elaborate?

Shypixel's avatar

No, I was just poking fun at Bronies. I just seriously don't get the draw, and I am an Internet Culture/Cartoon dork.

Shypixel's avatar

I said "proper", not "better".

Shypixel's avatar

Thank the FSM for Google Chrome and Incognito Mode!

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It's a different fucking planet. (There's a fracture in the time-space continuum -- somewhere in Virginia, I think.)

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Aha! So that's why the racy illustration! Dok is nothihng if not subtle.