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<i>Commentaries on the Laws of England</i>? So at last we can have a real discussion on the laws of petty serjeanty.

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Perfect example of the Authorless Manuscript paradox. You see, some time traveler took the Bibble back in time to ancient Sumeria, etc., which is how they knew so much about the Great Flood, why the Canaanites had a god named El, etc., etc.

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So I can covet my neighbor's ass? It's a mighty fine one.

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Knowing things is only an impediment to condemning them.

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I thought about upfisting you for that, but it scared the shit out of me. So please accept this tribute instead: Noooooooooooooooooo!!!1!!111!!!!

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Is Alabama considering succession? If not, may I suggest it?

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Moore might want to read Blackstone before getting all in a lather about it as the final word in anything conservative. I mean, this is the document where the learned jurist opines "It is better that ten guilty persons escape than one innocent suffer." and "That the King can do no wrong, is a necessary and fundamental principle of the English constitution."

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There are no atheists in Alabama foxholes.

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Also too: This man looks, sounds, and acts evil. There is no "Christianity" in the sense they claim it (Jesus loves you, this I know...), there is aggression, hate, hypocrisy, and knowing untruth in everything that comes out of his facehole.

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You say your god is the one true god... <a href="https://www.youtube.com/wat..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0DVq0qUTqY#t=13">https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Well, that depends on how orthodox your views on the Trinity are, really.

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Buddha never claimed to be a creator. In fact, he thought gods and creators and such were an irrelevance even if they existed.

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I'm putting all my moneychips on drunk. Papa needs a new pair of shoes...

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<i>The Koran didn't land on Plymouth Rock. Plymouth Rock landed on the</i> Koran.

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I had no idea you could get a law degree by studying chick tracts.

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<i>Our <strike>Higgs Boson</strike> Vacuum Fluctuation, Who art and art not in existence, Heisenberg be thy name.</i>

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