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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

2015, these fucknuts were crawling all over each other to get their faces on teevee with these jerkwads. Kim Davis, Cruz's endorsements by Kevin Swanson and Operation Rescue. 2016, and people are actually going to be voting, and everyone wants to hide under a tarp when you mention Malheur or Roy Moore.

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JAWs's avatar

You know i bet when Jean-Claude Van-Damme appears on Fox News Sunday, there is a "fact caption" (hee, i thought Fox was allergic to those) thst states he's a Ninth Circuit Court Judge.

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William_C_Diaz's avatar

Ive lived in the South, although not in Alabama (pretty much every coastal Southern state from Texas to Maryland with the exception of Alabama and Mississippi) and you get to say 'It isnt that bad' because you are white.

Yes, there is racism in the North, even in my 'home' state of Maine, but no where in this country is it as institutionalized and accepted like it is in the South. You can be an apologist all you want, but Alabama and the majority of the Confederate states are ignorant racist shitholes. The mistake the US made was in not hanging a great deal more traitors during reconstruction and letting those places fester like they have over the last 150 years. We need a great deal more Federal intervention and prison sentences for Judge Moore and his ilk.

Have a great day!

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I just turn my chair 90 deg. to the side when I am here. So I am always giving Wonkette the side-eye.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

The Albany Mafia is the signal example of disorganized crime.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Moore will, however, retain his title as Supreme Hemorrhoid Inspection Tribune, or SHIT.

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Jonny On Maui's avatar

Long, long ago, in a usenet newsgroup by the name of alt.tasteless "fuck him in the brain hole" was known as "squicking", named after the sound said action made. Using existing or making your own brain hole was allowed.

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kaydenpat's avatar

Shut up, Moore. You sound drunk. How you gonna encourage lawlessness when you're the top Judge for your state?

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Cismontane's avatar

At some point these people have to start realizing that the consequence of their infinitely reductive theory of governance is chaos at all levels. I mean, if the Chief Justice of Alabama can tell the US Supreme Court to eff off because Alabama sovereignty trumps the sovereignty of the country it is part of, then Judge Reed in Montgomery can tell his Chief Justice to eff off for the same reason, etc, etc, etc., until you get down to the level of some wingnut militia declaring an empty shack in a wildlife preserve in Oregon a sovereign state. Tea bagger drown-government-in-the-bathtub political theory at its finest.

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

They will never realize it, because they are a idiot. All of them.

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

What he should have done is support Iowa over his own alma mater on Twitter, like iCarly did. That is the antithesis of cravenly trolling for votes.

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Latverian Diplomat's avatar

I don't think Moore would be appointed (he's that far around the bend). He was impeached previously because of his childish antics around the Ten Commandments monument).

Not that appointment/approval process doesn't have its own problems, but it seems to raise a slightly higher bar. And it avoids the "fundrasing and campaigning but not really" tapdance of "nonpartisan" judicial elections.

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Slinger's avatar

The people of Alabama will finally be enraged when Moore tells probate judges not to issue any marriage license to siblings and cousins.

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Jeff Ackerman's avatar

That face belongs on a milk carton.

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gratuitous's avatar

Is there any truth to the rumor that Judge Moore's boy was in court today pleading not guilty to some criminal charges having to do with some prescription drugs and wacky terbacky?

http://www.cbsnews.com/news...

Nah, probably just one of those cosmic coincidences that always seem to happen to the God-fearing dumbasses who make public spectacles of themselves.

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FLDispatches's avatar

For a chief justice of an entire state, Moore doesn't seem to understand the law terribly well.

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