It's very difficult these days, managing a career devoted to mangling the lives of LGBT people you've never met, and also raising your own children. Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice Roy Moore knows this struggle well, as he seems to have a rabid dick-child who probably needs to be rehomed with nature. The child's name is Caleb, and he is probably wasted right now, as he was
Sorry C., but you're getting arrested for being a criminal. It's news because you're dad has embarked on a quest to become America's most sanctimonious moral scold. Your bad behavior only highlights his hypocrisy, which makes everyone pau attention to it. Sucks to be you, but you're a victim of your dad's assholery, not anything else.
Ok, I'm confused about his pic. It this a painting? A painting of a bro dude wearing a backwards visor? I don't know where to go with this, I am unable to compute.
Hell, a bag of weed, some xanax and a pick-up truck is three out of four ingredients for a pretty good weekend around those parts. They should have been headed to the liquor store for a 30-pack of Bud Light instead of hanging around in the driveway.
The douchenozzle doesn't fall far from the douche.
Kid will be a Senator one day.
rands, cruzs, moores and bushes.
families that shouldn't reproduce.
Yo, Caleb, it is incredibly easy to specify what is not real: Anything coming out of your pie hole.
Caleb is the brighter one of the two sons. Wait till we hear about the adventures of Cletus.
probably sat in on some parole hearings.
Well, of course he's having a closer walk with the lord: how else ya gonna pass the joint?
maybe he saw a penis, gay panicked, and ran through a field of pot trying to escape the ghey?
Sorry C., but you're getting arrested for being a criminal. It's news because you're dad has embarked on a quest to become America's most sanctimonious moral scold. Your bad behavior only highlights his hypocrisy, which makes everyone pau attention to it. Sucks to be you, but you're a victim of your dad's assholery, not anything else.
Has he prayed to Jeebus for forgiveness? Because that's all he needs to do.
Ok, I'm confused about his pic. It this a painting? A painting of a bro dude wearing a backwards visor? I don't know where to go with this, I am unable to compute.
Congrats?
Or else he will have come out of the closet and admitted that he's gay AND has a substance abuse problem.
No, but he does have two cousins, one named Jehosaphat and one named Zephaniah.
Hell, a bag of weed, some xanax and a pick-up truck is three out of four ingredients for a pretty good weekend around those parts. They should have been headed to the liquor store for a 30-pack of Bud Light instead of hanging around in the driveway.
Yeah, but he's not gay so SUCCESS !