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Wonkaholic's avatar

The douchenozzle doesn't fall far from the douche.

texasace00's avatar

Kid will be a Senator one day.

fuflans's avatar

rands, cruzs, moores and bushes.

families that shouldn't reproduce.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Yo, Caleb, it is incredibly easy to specify what is not real: Anything coming out of your pie hole.

Ducksworthy's avatar

Caleb is the brighter one of the two sons. Wait till we hear about the adventures of Cletus.

willi0000000's avatar

probably sat in on some parole hearings.

I_Buttle's avatar

Well, of course he's having a closer walk with the lord: how else ya gonna pass the joint?

Bared Bear's avatar

maybe he saw a penis, gay panicked, and ran through a field of pot trying to escape the ghey?

dshwa's avatar

Sorry C., but you're getting arrested for being a criminal. It's news because you're dad has embarked on a quest to become America's most sanctimonious moral scold. Your bad behavior only highlights his hypocrisy, which makes everyone pau attention to it. Sucks to be you, but you're a victim of your dad's assholery, not anything else.

docterry6973's avatar

Has he prayed to Jeebus for forgiveness? Because that's all he needs to do.

m3bosha's avatar

Ok, I'm confused about his pic. It this a painting? A painting of a bro dude wearing a backwards visor? I don't know where to go with this, I am unable to compute.

woodwoman's avatar

Or else he will have come out of the closet and admitted that he's gay AND has a substance abuse problem.

woodwoman's avatar

No, but he does have two cousins, one named Jehosaphat and one named Zephaniah.

VasilyTheCognitiveDissident's avatar

Hell, a bag of weed, some xanax and a pick-up truck is three out of four ingredients for a pretty good weekend around those parts. They should have been headed to the liquor store for a 30-pack of Bud Light instead of hanging around in the driveway.

sillyclucker's avatar

Yeah, but he's not gay so SUCCESS !