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Wonkaholic's avatar

The douchenozzle doesn't fall far from the douche.

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texasace00's avatar

Kid will be a Senator one day.

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fuflans's avatar

rands, cruzs, moores and bushes.

families that shouldn't reproduce.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Yo, Caleb, it is incredibly easy to specify what is not real: Anything coming out of your pie hole.

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Ducksworthy's avatar

Caleb is the brighter one of the two sons. Wait till we hear about the adventures of Cletus.

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willi0000000's avatar

probably sat in on some parole hearings.

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I_Buttle's avatar

Well, of course he's having a closer walk with the lord: how else ya gonna pass the joint?

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Bared Bear's avatar

maybe he saw a penis, gay panicked, and ran through a field of pot trying to escape the ghey?

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dshwa's avatar

Sorry C., but you're getting arrested for being a criminal. It's news because you're dad has embarked on a quest to become America's most sanctimonious moral scold. Your bad behavior only highlights his hypocrisy, which makes everyone pau attention to it. Sucks to be you, but you're a victim of your dad's assholery, not anything else.

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docterry6973's avatar

Has he prayed to Jeebus for forgiveness? Because that's all he needs to do.

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m3bosha's avatar

Ok, I'm confused about his pic. It this a painting? A painting of a bro dude wearing a backwards visor? I don't know where to go with this, I am unable to compute.

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Whale Chowder's avatar

Congrats?

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woodwoman's avatar

Or else he will have come out of the closet and admitted that he's gay AND has a substance abuse problem.

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woodwoman's avatar

No, but he does have two cousins, one named Jehosaphat and one named Zephaniah.

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VasilyTheCognitiveDissident's avatar

Hell, a bag of weed, some xanax and a pick-up truck is three out of four ingredients for a pretty good weekend around those parts. They should have been headed to the liquor store for a 30-pack of Bud Light instead of hanging around in the driveway.

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sillyclucker's avatar

Yeah, but he's not gay so SUCCESS !

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