Are you a little old lady who lives round about Chilton County, Alabama, who got a gun for your 90th birthday, because your crazy grandkids never can figure out what to buy for Mee-Maw? Last Christmas it was one-a-them newfangly "mePhones" or whatever they're called, and now a murder weapon for hunting squirrels? Oh well, better learn how to use it. And wouldn't you know it,
The loudest thing about the Methodist church in the town I grew up in was the red color on the front doors. I think a lot of people forgot they were even there - in my elementary school, kids would ask "are you Catholic or Jewish?"
I hate to be a grammar nerd, and goodness knows I'm not entirely fluent in Southern, so I could easily be wrong, but in this context, wouldn't the correct usage be "If'n," as in "Alabama Church Will Give You Shootin’ Lessons If'n You Give Your Heart To Jesus"?
this is kinda how the police work in our country - shoot, then ask questions, and oh, maybe an "autopsy". Not really OT if you replace "bear" with "POC"
The loudest thing about the Methodist church in the town I grew up in was the red color on the front doors. I think a lot of people forgot they were even there - in my elementary school, kids would ask "are you Catholic or Jewish?"
I hate to be a grammar nerd, and goodness knows I'm not entirely fluent in Southern, so I could easily be wrong, but in this context, wouldn't the correct usage be "If'n," as in "Alabama Church Will Give You Shootin’ Lessons If'n You Give Your Heart To Jesus"?
"Jewish...I'm slumming!"
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United Methodist Church, Jemison, Alabama...One Nation Under God, Guns, & Meth.
"Who's to say that church can't happen right here?" Um, that would be JESUS CHRIST THE LORD THY GOD, that's who.
What Type of Weapon Would Jesus Carry?
This.
The autopsy was on the victim, based on teeth marks from the bear. And the bear had cached body parts for later eating.
East Tennessee's closer.
Unless you love lime jello with marshmallows, better be safe than sorry.
this is kinda how the police work in our country - shoot, then ask questions, and oh, maybe an "autopsy". Not really OT if you replace "bear" with "POC"
"Even odd by some people’s standards"Nailed it!
Yeah, made from real babies.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
That's fantastic.
*thinks of Kingsport, TN and shudders*Man, the shit I saw there...