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Until a potential Surgeon-general gets involved.

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This will have no more effect than the 50 votes the House made. It's a LAW, you corn-shucking crackers!

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What happened to the classic time-tested standards of influential rhetoric in this country?

Like when Patrick Henry bravely stood up and wiped his ass with The Stamp Act, while declaring "It shall cleanse the Turdes out of every Noock and Crannye of our Aƒƒholes!"

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If we actually had a functioning press corps in this nation, then the guy from "Will It Blend" would get a rebuttal.

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I actually miss the fucker.

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I think this guy is confused on the concept. During the season, will he be sending deer to Conference Committee?

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Hey, what's the big idea shooting bills out of season?

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