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I find the concept of 'white secessionism' baffling. Do they mean just their state? Or are they like those black separatist groups who want a black-only country they can live in? Because if it's the latter, it seems pretty silly for white people to pine for a white-controlled country they can live in when they already live in one.

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Funny you bring up sports.

Check out the current racial makeup of the 4 big leagues in the US (NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL). It's enough to set the racists heads on fire.

Hint: Unless you play hockey, it ain't looking too good for the "superior" white race....

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"conservatives have outraced parody."

Nice turn of a phrase. Well done.

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Yeah I would bet that much like Craig Cobb, most of them probably are not "pure white" anyway.

Craig Cobb, White Supremacist, Learns He's Part African http://www.huffingtonpost.c...

I mean many of them probably have ancestors who were so good at "passing for white" that even their children didn't know they were "black." These people who call for an all white state, usually have no idea that there is no such thing as a "pure race."

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Really? I've heard it a lot. Along with the claim that they're the real victims.

No consistency isn't their strong suit. Why did you ask?

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Satchel Paige??? They wish. They lost to the ball-girls, and didn't even make it to the playoffs.

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"our message of the survival, well-being, and independence of the Southern people."

Hmmm ... d'you suppose the "Southern people" are curiously uniform in pigmentation?

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(In his mind, and in the minds of all in the attendance)Of course yes! There are other people living there but:a) They're 'people', not really people.b) They're not real Southerners.c) They're will have, at best, 3/5 of a full citizenship.d) They won't be able to register to thanks to the _____________ Law (that will be the very first law enacted by the 'new' South).e) All of the above.

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Do we in Mexico want Somalia on our northern border? Bad enough what we have now.

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Doggrell said it was “wonderful to be around sanity” at the convention, where he was surrounded by fellow southern nationalists.

Sarah Palin called sweat from her 10 mile runs, "her sanity." and some of her best speeches came from these sanity runs.

So, why you hate America so much Wonkette?

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Hell. What's so special here. Other than the firings and suspension not with standing. I applied for a bank job about a gazillian years ago with intent to rob it. And I was hired! But that fact that I was hired gave me such a giggle fit that I never showed up for the first day and never more either. Those cops don't/get get the giggles huh?

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How odd I thought Dylann Roof's racist beliefs were suppose to be the result of nothing more than "one bad apple" not something shared and entrenched in authoritative power. Keep these up and we might think that our whole country has a problem with institutionalized racism that's not just limited to one cretinous asshole with a gun.

Well let's not go nuts here.

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You know who else always capitalized all his nouns? I mean, other than Luther, Nietzsche, Freud, Beethoven, Bach, and Einstein?

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The Donetsk Republic?

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Dok will never, ever, ever be your boyfriend. Let it go, cupcake.

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Well, my guess is AOT, K if by racism you mean reverse racism.

Oh, you mean the actual, real kind of racism that actually exists?

NOT, K.

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