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I thing the problem is not that it's he movies God or Jesus doesn't like. I think it's that He/She/They don't want to watch a movie with you.

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Alabammy.

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Now THAT'S something I think God or Jesus would wanna watch.

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My two youngest brothers were in a band together, and I went with my mom to see them play out. They played a lot of original songs, including one that my middle brother had written. He introduced by dedicating it to his ex-girlfriend. My mom turned to me to say "oh, I miss Tara... I wonder how she is," and missed the name of the song, which was "She Likes Pricks," Halfway through the song, Mom turned to me and asked "I can't make it out - she likes what?"

"Pricks, Mom... pricks."

"Oh."

She never mentioned Tara again. Ever.

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And he never, ever buys the tickets or the popcorn.

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I have seen the Disney version of Beauty and the Beast fifteen times. I always thought that dude wanted to bone Gaston.

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a classic Rhodes Schooling for Mr Trump. The question remains to be answered: Will Trump now claim he had a Rhodes Scholarship?

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They should show "The Wizard of Oz" in its place. Nothin' gay there. Nosiree, not a thing.

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Josh D. and the sleeping princesses.

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I'm guessing these yahoos don't know Luke Evans (Gaston) really likes big cocks. No, I mean that literally, he actually said that. Which is just magically ironic IMO.Fucking spell check is killing me. Clocks does not equal cocks.

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Way back when I was in high school, a bunch of us went to the dirty drive-in double feature. After the first movie we decided to leave, at which point my friend Mike hung out the window and yelled, "Repent you sinners! Go home to your children!" repeatedly as we slowly drove down the aisles toward the exit. Mike is also the guy who turned down the leaflet from the Jesus folks outside the theater when "The Exorcist" came to town, waving them away while saying breezily, "No thanks, I'm into devil worship!" Of course he had a good Catholic upbringing.

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Joke's on them because Disney's been using cartoons as a gateway to the gay for Our Children since at least 1937 (the wicked queen in Snow White was based on Joan Crawford!)

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I guess, but then there's those of us who identified with the witches...

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What position does Mike hold in the current administration?

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Here's another reason I have completely stopped seeing movies in the theater. People behave as they would if they were watching at home - talking, texting, throwing their garbage on the floor. It's awful and I hate it. The only exception is the HD Opera broadcasts at which the average age of the audience is about 75 - I fit right in.

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But they will still have the marathon of "Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS" right? RIGHT?? They won't own that drive in long if they don't show artsy stuff like that.

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