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Alabama Election Day: The Deep Fried Fuckery Edition
Our money's on the Godbotherer.
Boy howdy, y'all! The day has finally come for Alabama Republicans to tell Big Luther Strange that he can git on outta here with his weird, porny name. The people of the Yellowhammer State like their politicians smothered in Jesus gravy, so they're ordering up a big helping of Roy Moore, a guy who was kicked out of office for violating the Establishment Clause, TWICE.
Yeah, yeah. We know they haven't actually counted the votes yet. But come on.
— ECPS (@EmersonPolling) September 24, 2017